Author:Linda Smith,Linda Smith,Jeremy Hardy,Margaret John,Femi Elufowoju Jr,Chris Neill,Martin Hyder,Full Cast

All twelve episodes of the sitcom written by and starring Linda Smith, featuring her eccentric East London escapades
'One of radio's most sorely missed talents ... it's a real treat to hear both her writing and her voice again' The Guardian
Linda Smith lives in her East London home, where her daily routine involves dozing through Thought for the Day, filing and cross-referencing the pizza leaflets that come through her door, and updating her limited edition 'Songbirds of Great Britain' porcelain collection. That is, when she's not managing the chaos caused by her flamboyant, sugar-loving live-in builder Chris; dealing with the demands of her morbid, crumbly-boned Welsh neighbour Betty; or taking regular jaunts chauffeured by Worra, the philosophical Nigerian cabby.
In these two series, Linda falls foul of the dodgy East End mafia when she tries to get Betty's 'Jack the Ripper' letters authenticated; attempts to broker a peace deal between her builder and her neighbour; and has her laid-back lifestyle disrupted by an upturned whelk-shaped heritage centre. Plus, Betty gets involved with Ground Force, Chris finds fame on 999 Emergency and Sir Cliff the tortoise faces a bionic refit...
Full of her trademark deadpan observations and freewheeling flights of fancy, this witty, surreal series showcases Linda Smith's comedy genius, and features a star cast including Chris Neill as Chris, Margaret John as Betty and Femi Elufowoju Jr as Worra.
Production credits
Written by and starring Linda Smith
Produced by Lucy Armitage and Jon Rolph
First broadcast BBC Radio 4, 12 July-16 August 2001 (Series 1), 4 June-9 July 2002 (Series 2)
Cast
Chris - Chris Neill
Betty - Margaret John
Worra - Femi Elufowoju Jr
Other parts played by Jeremy Hardy, Hattie Hayridge, Martin Hyder, Mark Steel and Rob Newman
Special guests: Rabbi Lionel Blue, Jenni Murray, Don Estelle, Dillie Keane, Kim Wall and Mia Soteriou
With Peter Donaldson as the radio announcer and Colin Sell at the piano
© 2021 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd
(p) 2021 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd
One of radio's most sorely missed talents...it's a real treat to hear both her writing and her voice again
—— Elisabeth Mahoney , The GuardianA remarkable, irresistible love story that will linger long after the reader turns the final page
—— KirkusA story of love's unpredictability and the importance of perspective that unfolds with ease and heart
—— Publisher's WeeklyIn Katherine O’Dell, her fictional fallen star of stage and screen…Enright has created a heroine as irresistible to the reader as to her audiences… She has become a byword for contemporary Irish literary fiction at its finest.
—— Lisa Allardice , GuardianMay I recommend Actress by Anne Enright. Her writing is always pitch perfect, but this is truly exquisite. If there is such a thing as the perfect novel, this is it.
—— Nigella LawsonAnne Enright's gorgeous book Actress raised an enviable bar: uniquely, in modern fiction, a novelist who can do justice to portraying a modern actor.
—— David Hare , New Statesman *Books of the Year*Written with all the ingenuity and twisty tautness of a thriller…[Actess], which vividly recreates the bohemian world of the theatre, is a study of love that is all the more uplifting because it is unsparing… I read Actress absolutely rapt from cover to cover.
—— Melanie Phillips , The TimesThe best novel involving theatre since Angela Carter’s Wise Children… This novel achieves what no real actor’s memoir could… Enright triumphs as a chameleon: memoirist, journalist, critic, daughter – her emotional intelligence knows no bounds.
—— Kate Kellaway , ObserverSentence after sentence is laid down with the solidity of a line of bricks, transforming ordinary life into something beautiful and strange… Every word feels right.
—— Robert Douglas-Fairhurst , The TimesAnne Enright's Actress remains vivid in my mind many months after reading. No one is better on mothers and daughters. Actress is absorbing, entertaining and beguiling and stole the show for me in 2020.
—— Helen Cullen , Irish Times *Books of the Year*When you hit the last page of Anne Enright's Actress you take a breath and dive straight back in again. Showcasing her mastery of the sentence and her extraordinary emotional intelligence...it's moving but never sentimental, funny but never pastiche.
—— Estelle Birdy , Independent *Books of the Year*Enright is quick, knowing, enjoyably sharp... There are leaps of joy in Actress... It sparkles with light, rapid, shrugging wit; cliches are skewered in seconds… The magic of pre-war touring players, holding audiences rapt in country halls, is richly done.
—— Alexandra Harris , Guardian, *Book of the Week*This book could easily, and mistakenly, be lumped together with other #MeToo novels; work that seems to feed the patriarchy rather than challenge it. Enright, sensibly, doesn’t care if she has your sympathy – she’s too cold, too sharp…so effective. No one understands rage, or the lucid, bleached moments that follow it, better than Enright… If these stories took a physical form, I imagine they would be a well-dressed woman screaming into a silk pillowcase. Which is to say, I love them.
—— Nicole Flattery , London Review of BooksActress by Anne Enright is a brilliant, lyrical, powerful novel... It's dazzlingly sharp and unnervingly intimate.
—— Danielle McLaughlin , Irish Times *Books of the Year*Anne Enright's Actress is up there as one of my favourites this year.
—— Elaine Feeney , Irish Times *Books of the Year*Enright focuses on the complexities of human connection… gradually the subtleties form into something profound and complex…witty and really rather brilliant.
—— Lucy Atkins , Sunday TimesActress is yet another typically luminous story from Irish author Anne Enright… a raw, tender portrayal of a woman undone by her work, and the men who control it. Seamlessly wrought, it is quite bewitching.
—— Ella Walker , Irish News *Book of the Week*Anne Enright has an unmistakable diction and a genius for arresting detail. Her novel, a daughter’s account of her once-famous actress mother’s life, is a many-sided thing… Actress is especially good in its evocation of an Ireland and a Dublin that is vanished, highly developed in civility and language, voracious for gossip, sociable, religious, hypocritical, louche, drunken and with a sensitivity to the nuances of speech.
—— Melanie McDonagh , Evening StandardThe narrative dances through plays, boozing and parties… Enright dwells, intriguingly, on passivity, a state common in acting, womanhood and living in Ireland… a winning read.
—— Francesca Carington , Sunday Telegraph, *Novel of the Week*Actress is a remarkably positive story of female creativity, courage, survival and love… a tour de force of half-concealed effects and slow-burning revelations that splutter suddenly into flame.
—— Clare Pettitt , Times Literary SupplementBrilliantly and delightfully done… [Actress] is always interesting, and…very enjoyable.
—— Allan Massie , Scotsman[A] literary force to be reckoned with... [Anne Enright] is one of Ireland's most significant authors - and Actress will be a must-read for many in 2020.
—— Nadine O'Regan , Sunday Business PostA delicate, knotty reflection on familial relationships… brilliant.
—— Dazed Digital, *Books to Look Our For in 2020*Another compelling effort filled with Enright’s trademark psychological insight.
—— Paul Nolan , HotPressAbsorbing… Enright’s prose is so beautiful that even the shadows are graced with flickers of light… Actress is an elegant novel.
—— Eithne Farry , Daily ExpressA warm and generous portrait of a relationship between a daughter and her famous mother… skilfully interwoven with Norah’s own story, and the twists and turns of her own life and marriage.
—— Hugh Linehan , Irish TimesGripping drama and a pitch-perfect evocation of the stages of Seventies Dublin and London’s West End.
—— Stephanie Cross , Daily Mail, *Books to Look Our For in 2020*A potent brew of fame, sexual power, hypocrisy and bad men.
—— Hephzibah Anderson , Mail on SundayA powerful novel.
—— MetroActress is a fabric of musings… The characters in Enright’s novels are absorbing because they seem recognisable in an unassuming way: they’re as lovely, boring and complex as the people outside the books.
—— Cal Revely-Calder , Daily TelegraphEnright, herself a former actress, captures all the comedy and pathos that comes from living the strange, unreal life of an actor.
—— Charlotte Heathcote , Sunday ExpressA raw, tender portrayal of a woman undone by her work, and the men who control it. Seamlessly wrought, it is quite bewitching.
—— UK Press SyndicationActress is a poignant tale of the vicissitudes of fame and its effects on the loved ones of the famous.
—— EconomistCompelling.
—— James Moran , TabletThe next stage in an illustrious writing career… stuffed full of dark wit, memorable lines and striking images.
—— Sarah Hughes , ScotsmanEnright is to Dublin as Didion is to California.
—— Ana Kinsella , AnOtherI've just started reading Anne Enright's Actress. I very much enjoyed her previous novel, The Green Road. This one has glorious lines even in the opening pages.
—— Tracey Thorn , iI would definitely recommend Actress by Anne Enright, it is her at her very best.
—— Marjorie Brennan , Irish ExaminerFew reviews said how absolutely hilarious [Actress] is. Enright skewers beautifully those creepy provincial aesthetes of Dublin of the sixties and seventies.
—— Conor O'Callaghan , Irish TimesEnright is formidable in combining the concrete detail of lives – think of the extraordinary array of sibling portraits in her last novel, The Green Road – with an acute understanding of the inchoate lives of families: the push and pull of loyalty; the projection of desires; the smothering of disappointment and unhappiness. Here she conjures [a] rollicking story.
—— Alex Clark , Oldie *Novel of the Month*A rich, impressively imagined work about a stage and screen star who may never have existed but seems considerably more human than many real-life figures as seen through their own eyes or those of any but the finest biographers.
—— Philip Fisher , British Theatre GuideThis story is about mothers and daughters, but also secrets in families and women in Ireland. It's an easy read, with a quintessentially Irish tone... It's brilliant.
—— Jess Phillips , ObserverAnne Enright's brilliant novel is a darkly glittering account of the cost to both the mother and her daughter of Katherine's complicated fame.
—— Jane Shilling , Daily MailA gem from a former Booker winner.
—— Susie Mesure , i, *Summer Books of 2021*Anne Enright['s]...writing is simply glorious. Comedy and tragedy in one.
—— Mary Lawson , Daily Mail, *Books of the Year*