Author:Pam Ayres

Sunday Times Bestseller
The brand new collection of verse from the nation’s favourite poet, Pam Ayres.
With the same magic that has enchanted her fans for more than four decades, Pam’s new collection is by turns hilarious, reflective and profound. From the dubious joy of being an exhausted, panic-stricken hostess in ‘The Dinner Party’ or feelings of unease about pub tableware in ‘Don’t Put My Dinner on the Slate!’, to a poignant reflection of war in 'Down the Line'and the bittersweet nostalgia of ‘Up in the Attic’, this new collection will tickle and move readers in equal measure.
Pam Ayres is absolutely essential to British humour, reminding us all to be tickled by the small joys and ridiculousness of everyday life.
—— Mail on SundayMy prescription for Christmas jollity would be Pam’s book passed around by the family
—— Bel Mooney , Daily MailAn overtly political novel attacking McCarthyism and Watergate
—— Daily TelegraphAfter Vonnegut, everything else seems a bit tame
—— SpectatorA gruesome and darkly comic insight into the life of a ASB Officer. Think Adam Kay's This is Going to Hurt but with more dead bodies (and not just human ones) and an abundance of cat shit. It's a gloriously cynical read but it's also sympathetic and deeply empathetic. Being an ASB Officer comes across as one of those "rotten but somebody's got to do it jobs" and I was glad that in these cases, that that somebody was the author.
—— Kathy BurkeStories of tragedy and comedy from the social housing frontline . . . Shocking . . . Laugh-out-loud funny. The delivery is punchy and the humour dark - think Irvine Welsh minus the Scottish vernacular . . . The reader is taken from pathos to snort-inducing comedy and back again in just two sentences
—— ExpressA funny, thoughtful look into one of the toughest jobs I can imagine.
—— Shappi KhorsandiA fascinating man with a fascinating story. Get this book. So dark but also funny and well written . . . It's been a real eyeopener reading this book. Poignant and empathetic, caring and silly in a few places. In equal parts devastating and dark and incredibly funny.
—— Nihal ArthanayakeBrilliant. This deserves to be a huge success - funny, sad and heartbreaking
—— Lorraine KellyA riveting and brilliantly written memoir . . . There is a human story on every page to make you cry with sorrow, cry with laughter or curl your toes in horror (often all three at once). The result is a potent cocktail of heartbreak and horror; wickedly funny, wearily endearing and absolutely enraging.
—— Caroline Sanderson , BooksellerCombining snark with sensitivity, Nick's increasing cynicism and depression add an extra dash of gallows humour to situations which are anything but funny.
—— S Magazine, Sunday Express[An] enjoyable and valuable read that should generate justified appreciation for public servants trying to sort out some of society's more intractable problems.
—— Evening StandardA really entertaining read.
—— Sanjeev BhaskarIt's really interesting . . . Really important
—— Naga Munchetty , BBC BreakfastThis story of what it's like to do one of the UK's hardest gigs is a witty page-turner on the one hand, a shocking indictment of austerity on the other. Blackly comic, it will make you rage, weep and laugh out loud - sometimes in the space of a paragraph.
—— Marina O'LoughlinThis is a wonderful book. Full of heart and humour and the genuine care for people going through a hard time runs through it.
—— Nesrine Malik, author of We Need New StoriesThis is a fantastic book. You should buy it immediately.
—— Lucy PorterExtraordinary, fascinating, very moving and very funny
—— Christine Lampard , ITV's LorraineHorrifying, funny, important . . . Really great - an insight into another world, in the same vein as This is Going to Hurt and The Secret Barrister.
—— Bookseller, Ones to WatchFollowing in the footsteps of Adam Kay and The Secret Barrister, Pettigrew delivers an entertaining and informative account of his career as a much-harassed anti-social behaviour officer. Hilarious and enraging in equal measure, Anti-Social documents a world of obnoxious neighbours and damaged individuals with wit, compassion and righteous anger
—— Waterstones.comA tremendous read. A year in the life of an Anti-Social Behaviour officer. It's bracing stuff, brilliantly written. Thankfully Nick is a funny writer because it's a bitter pill to swallow at times. Highly recommended.
—— Moose AllainA compelling novel
—— TatlerA wry family black comedy, a study in revenge, and an unlikely, if sinister, thriller...a characteristically intelligent, well constructed narrative... The prose is precise and fluent, the tone is neutral, and Tremain makes effective use of the fact that many adults remain children
—— Eileen Battersby , The Irish TimesA criss-crossing, sinuous tale of muted passion and sibling rivarly - and affection - set in the Cevennes. Its peculiar, particular atmosphere is conjured perfectly
—— Erica Wagner , The Times, Christmas round upA haunting and perfectly poised tale of incest and antiques.
—— Frances Wilson , Daily Telegraph, Christmas round upCreepily affecting
—— Katy Guest , Independent on Sunday, Christmas round upChilling and vivid
—— Charlotte Vowden , Daily ExpressSurely one of the most versatile novelists writing today... The scene-setting opening is languorous and beautiful, giving full rein to Tremain's descriptive gifts... A disturbing tale and one rich in detail
—— Daily ExpressIntriguing
—— James Urquhart , Financial TimesTremain expertly heightens the tension in a cleverly fashioned and astutely observed novel that reads like a cross between Ruth Rendell and Jean de Florette
—— Simon Shaw , Mail on SundayTremain's extraordinary imagination has produced a powerful, unsettling novel in which two worlds and cultures collide
—— Cath Kidson MagazineTremain writes about this part of France so well because she has known it since childhood, and she captures a sensuality in the landscape that is both attractive and eerie... It is an enthralling book about the catastrophic disruption honesty can bring
—— Siobhan Kane , Irish TimesThe novel has all the formal structure of a medieval morality tale, along with its traditional dichotomies: rus and urbe, avarice and asceticism, chastity and lust
—— GuardianRose Tremain's thrilling Trespass is set in an obsure valley in Southern France... To be read slowly; Tremain's writing is too exquisite to hurry
—— The TimesTimeless but rooted; tangible but otherworldly. Meticulously plotted, with the musty sadness that comes of cleaving to the past, Trespass will reward your reading time
—— Scotland on SundayRose Tremain's novel begins with a scream and barely loosens its grip amid the sumptuously written pages that follow...subtly harnesses the stifling heat and dangerously feral landscape of southern France to unspool a psychologically disconcerting story of family skeletons and outsider tensions
—— MetroLike a sinister edition of A Place In the Sun directed by Alfred Hitchcock, with the depth and subtlety that make the book far more than a mere thriller
—— You Magazine (Daily Mail)