Author:Paul Robert Smith

Benton Kirby is in a spot of bother...
His life hasn't exactly gone to plan. This is hardly surprising, however, as he never really had one in the first place. Armed with a philosophy degree, a dead fiancé, a brother who drives Death around London in his black cab, and a girlfriend with a history of suicidal pets, Benton - ambitionless and emotionally disengaged - embarks, for no apparent reason, on an affair with a beautiful, sexually adventurous, Korean virgin.
Following a strange snowballing of even stranger events, he finds himself, at last, exactly not where he ever imagined he would be, up a tree at night in the park with a hedgehog...
It's totally fucking brilliant. I love it
—— Douglas CouplandSmith's first novel is a comic masterpiece. I LAUGHED OUT LOUD, whilst cringing in guilty recognition
—— Matt DunnI think I've got it! Up a tree (funny). In the park (romantic). At night (sad). With a hedgehog (weird and wholly original). A funny, romantic, sad, wholly original novel. Buy it, read it, you won't regret it
—— Will FergusonPage-turningly odd
—— Jasper FfordeSmith's tone and turn of phrase is light and funny
—— EsquireMoments in this book made me laugh out loud
—— London liteThe pretender to Mark Haddon's crown...a truly entertaining read
—— Aesthetica MagazineThis novel takes a circular saw to received ideas about belief, fate, will, and storytelling. It’s also very funny
—— Jon McGregorAn uproariously funny read
—— Susan Dowell , TabletRichard Beard is one of those rare writers whose novels are at once radically inventive and brilliantly entertaining
—— Tom Holland , Daily MailOne of this year’s most gripping and unusual thrillers
—— Mariella Frostrup , ObserverA superior literary crime novel, and a highly unorthodox historical novel...Endlessly entertaining
—— Sam Leith , AskMen UK[Richard Beard has] slicded New Testament history with Le Carre-style espionage
—— Stuart Kelly , Scotand on SundayIntriguing novel
—— Claire Looby , Irish TimesVery fine...an excellent addition to the literature of personal displacement. Grappling with manifold questions about identity and the tragic futility of material aspirations in a ruthless, brittle world, this novel draws you into a sun-struck realm where the survival of the fittest is more predicated by chance and where violence is a sudden, opportunistic enterprise
—— Douglas Kennedy , New StatesmanThe best writer you’ve never heard of, Osborne is hitting mean form as a writer of exotic literary thrillers. … Sensual, dream-like and gripping
—— MonocleThis is an elegantly told story that will keep you intrigued until you hit the back cover
—— Emerald StreetAn atmospheric read
—— Robert Dex , UK Press SyndicationIt’s with expert control of the narrative here that [Osborne] captures a life adrift
—— Anita Sethi , ObserverDark, teasing, elegantly written book
—— Harriet Fitch Little , Financial TimesDarkly sinister, threatening and compelling, this is one you’ll come back to again and again
—— Chris Kirkman , ShortlistAlive with malice and grace, this is a taut tale reminiscent of the nightmares of Patricia Highsmith
—— MrsD-DailyPrey and predators circle in lush southeast Asian settings that gleam with Osborne’s dazzling skill as a travel-writer
—— Peter Kemp , Sunday TimesIt shines with intrigue, with investigations into the nature of the non-rational, and evil, wrapped up in taught plotting
—— Arifa Akbar , IndependentOne of Britain’s most accomplished novelists.
—— Ed Cumming , ObserverAn ingenious and atmospheric novel.
—— Simon Shaw , Mail on SundayLawrence Osborne is an experienced, competent author with an impressive knowledge of Asia… Comparisons with Graham Greene seem to be generously offered by other reviewers and I’ve already alluded to Conrad and a Patricia Highsmith yet my impression is that Mr. Osborne has a style all of his own.
—— Gill Chedgey , NudgeMcCarthy has put his finger on something, and he’s nailed it very precisely. It’s how we live now. All the information we process every day. What it’s doing to us.
—— William Leith , Evening Standard