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There Is No Dog
Dec 3, 2025 12:53 AM

Author:Meg Rosoff

There Is No Dog

There Is No Dog is the new, astonishing novel by Meg Rosoff.

In the beginning there was Bob.

And Bob created the heavens and the earth

and the beasts of the field

and the creatures of the sea,

and twenty-five million other species

including lots and lots of gorgeous girls.

And all of this, he created in just six days.

Six days!

Congratulations, Bob!

No wonder Earth is such a mess.

Imagine that God is a typical teenage boy. He is lazy, careless, self-obsessed, sex-mad - and about to meet Lucy, the most beautiful girl on earth.

Unfortunately, whenever Bob falls in love, disaster follows.

Let us pray that Bob does not fall in love with Lucy.

Praise for There Is No Dog:

'My top choice for summer, it's an astounding crossover novel' - The Times

'One must simply revel in the joyful singularity of Rosoff's latest masterpiece' - The GUardian

'Genius!' - Anthony Horowitz

Meg Rosoff became a publishing sensation with her first novel, How I Live Now, which won the Guardian Children's Fiction Prize and the Branford Boase Award. Her second novel, Just in Case, won the Carnegie Medal in 2007 and What I Was, her third novel, was shortlisted for the Carnegie Medal and was highly acclaimed. Meg lives in London with her husband and daughter.

Also by Meg Rosoff:

How I Live Now; Just In Case; What I Was; The Bride's Farewell; There is No Dog

Reviews

My top choice for summer, it's an astounding crossover novel

—— The Times

One must simply revel in the joyful singularity of Rosoff's latest masterpiece

—— The Guardian

Genius!

—— Anthony Horowitz

Magnificent ... unsurpassable ... told with grace and elegance ... exerts a hypnotic sway over the reader ... something of a Greek tragedy and of the splendid thriller ... All the details have such persuasive force that they remain indelibly recorded in the memory of the reader

—— Mario Vargas Llosa

By the time I got to the last page of Binet's masterpiece, I had to close my eyes and rethink history. I'm rethinking it still

—— Gary Shteyngart

Laurent Binet has given a new dimension to the non-fiction novel by weaving his writerly anxieties about the genre into the narrative, but his story is no less compelling for that, and the climax is unforgettable

—— David Lodge

A wonderful, ambitious book, and a triumph of translation

—— Colum McCann

A suspenseful work of absolute originality

—— Claude Lanzmann, director of SHOAH

A genuine tour de force

—— L'Humanite

A great success ... a terrifying story ... a breathless thriller

—— La Provence

A master stroke

—— Le Figaro Magazine

HHhH is an astonishing book—absorbing, moving, for the agony and acuity with which its author engages the problem of making literary art from unbearable historical fact.

—— Wells Tower

Extraordinary first novel...a literary triumph...The book's final section, which recounts the assassination and subsequent manhunt in minute detail, is a masterpiece of tension, and its closing pages are extremely moving. Very few page-turners come as smart and original as this

—— Chris Power , The Times

Mindblowing...obsessed with the past but gleaming with radical innovation, it's urgent and new and terrifying and beautiful and pretty much the best thing that's happened in fiction for ages

—— Stuart Hammond , Dazed and Confused

Binet has created something fresh and original and at times funny (no easy task given the subject matter) making a historical tale which captures the imagination and is also an important read

—— Francesca Brown , Stylist

Utterly compelling and ruthlessly fascinating

—— Laurence Mackin , Irish Times

A thrilling story that also happens to be true, by a gifted young author... Binet manages it all with beautiful lucidity and...discreet storytelling mastery

—— James Lasdun , Guardian

Fresh, honest and exciting

—— Anthony Cummins , Spectator

Historial fiction for grown-ups

—— Robert McCrum , Observer

A gripping thriller and a moving testament to the heroes of the Czechoslovakian resistance. Their mission resets the path of history. Binet’s resets the path of the historical novel. He has a bright, bright future.

—— David Annand , Sunday Telegraph

Brilliant..

—— Sunday Times, Style

Thrilling.

—— Killian Fox , Observer

An engrossing literary experiment that still contains enough hard facts to function as a terrific yarn.

—— Andrzej Lukowski , Metro

Thrilling and engaging...Binet brilliantly builds the tension in the lead up to the assassination attempt, likewise the nerve-shredding aftermath of the incident.... Being so experimental yet so compelling as a writer is a real high-wire act, one only precious few authors have managed. Binet does it dazzlingly here, and I'm excited about what he's going to write next

—— Doug Johnstone , Big Issue

Mesmeric stuff; history brought to chilling, potent life

—— Leyla Sanai , Independent on Sunday

A literary tour de force

—— Alan Riding , Scotland on Sunday

Binet’s debut is a masterpiece of historical fiction… gripping read

—— Daily Telegraph

A nail-biting novel, a thorough work of history and, most successfully of all, an exercise in form: a story about the writing of a true story

—— Lucy Kellaway , Financial Times

Compelling

—— Barry Egan , The Sunday Independent

Binet's approach may be new, but his story-telling instincts are nicely old fashioned. Translator Sam Wood does justice to the lucid prose

—— Independent

Is it a novel about the Nazis? Or is it a memoir about a historian trying to write about the Nazis? Somehow, it’s both – and it’s brilliant

—— William Leith , Evening Standard

A triumph

—— Patrick Freyne , Irish Times

A must-read for people who have a real interest in the Third Reich … improbably entertaining and electrifyingly modern, a moving work

—— Royston Crow

With its slightly skewed perspective and the relative freshness of its approach, HHhH compels us once again to consider that this, surely, was humanity's lowest point: a war waged, not against those who thwarted Germany's territorial ambitions, but against all that was good and decent in the human soul. In so doing, it confounds those who would decry post-modernism as wilfully obscure, relativistic and lacking in conviction

—— Alastair Mabbott , Herald

French newcomer Laurent Binet hits the ground running in the engrossing novel within a novel

—— Sunday Telegraph

A breezily charming novel, with a thrilling story that also happens to be true, by a gifted young author amusingly anguished over the question of how to tell it … In principle there's nothing not to like about Laurent Binet's acclaimed debut, and HHhH is certainly a thoroughly captivating performance

—— James Lasdun , Guardian

This book fully justifies the lavish praise adorning its author

—— Absolutely Chelsea

Dazzling... It's stunningly brilliant

—— Simon Shaw , Mail on Sunday

Stunning

—— Donal O’Donoghue , RTE Guide

Binet provides both context and impressive detail on the eventual assassination of Heydrich

—— Mark Perryman , Philosophy Footbal
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