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The White Stuff
The White Stuff
Feb 24, 2026 9:21 AM

Author:Simon Armitage

The White Stuff

Abbie Fenton wants a baby. Her husband Felix, not unaware of the thunderous ticking of Abbie's biological clock, wants to oblige but their home has still to be blessed. Cue the usual round of doctors, tests, probes and scans - all to no avail.

So Abbie - adopted at birth - decides that if she can't have a child then she must at least discover whose child she is. Soon, she and Felix are caught up in a make-or-break search for family, identity and meaning. And little do they know quite where the journey will take them ...

The White Stuff announces Simon Armitage, one of our nation's leading and award-winning poets, as one of our greatest novelists.

'Superb, very impressive, grimly funny ... I lay on the floor and howled with laughter' Independent

'With plenty of laugh-out-loud moments, touchy-feely bits and some choice observations about the things that men do, Armitage gives Hornby a run for his money' Daily Mirror

Reviews

The narrative is mind-bogglingly crisp, resourceful and sometimes hilarious in its description of the myriad ways in which people drink... This is both a moral and a literary book... Remarkable

—— Sunday Times

This is a novel where the characters seem like friends and family. It's a fine achievement

—— Blake Morrison , Guardian

The funniest sad book you'll read all year

—— The Times

A painfully funny, beautifully written account of a wayward family falling like dominoes to the demon drink

—— Rowan Pelling

Far above the ordinary. Woodward's characters are wonderfully complex and rich

—— Daily Telegraph

A transcendentally harmonious and compassionate work

—— Times Literary Supplement

A surprisingly tender book... Amid the terror a classic story about love sneaks through: love lost, love imagined, love morphed into madness

—— New York Times Book Review

Beautifully written... It puts a human face on the suffering inflicted by the Taliban... Disturbing and mesmerizing, The Swallows of Kabul will stay with you long after you've finished it

—— San Francisco Chronicle

Riveting... Spare, taut, and pristinely clear prose... An uncanny knack for making moral tension palpable... Extraordinarily moving

—— Philadelphia Inquirer

A novel very much in the tradition of Albert Camus, not only in its humanism and concern with the consequences of individual choices but also in its determination to bear witness to the absurdities of daily life... [A] chilling portrait of fundamentalism run amok and its fallout on ordinary people

—— New York Times
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