Author:Tom Sharpe

When Lockhart Flawse is catapulted out of his upper-class and rapunzel-esque life with the curmudgeonly Flawse Senior, he must enter the world of suburbia, and marriage. Rendered an absolute twit in modern society by his medieval upbringing, Lockhart must resort to drastic tactics in his attempt to return to Flawse House. Faced with the horrors of suburbia, he must either terrorise, blackmail and potentially kill an entire street of his tenants, or attempt to find his unknown and elusive father in order to inherit the estate.
However, with the belief that he was dropped into his mother's arms by a stork, killing a street of people may be the wiser option for the socially inept young man. He is also under mounting pressure, as it may all be in vain if his gold-digging mother-in-law has her way. Now the wife of Flawse Senior, she has decided that if Lockhart's wealthy grandfather can't have the decency to die on his own, she will take matters into her own hands.
[A] romp about one of nature's gentlemen making his innocent and ruthless way through the jungle of contemporary sex, VAT, law and order, etc. - savage, knock-about farce
—— ObserverBlack humour, comic anarchy at its best
—— Sunday TimesAll done with a savage delight which will have you laughing out loud
—— Daily MirrorHe is funny, bitter, a danger to his public and should be applauded wildly by all
—— The ListenerHis tale of an illegitimate member of the squirearchy earning his inheritance by increasingly nasty methods is both inventive and pacy
—— New StatesmanHe has not written a better or more skilful farce
—— Financial TimesBritain's leading practitioner of black humour
—— PunchSharpe is the funniest novelist currently writing ... I sat curled up with laughter
—— Time OutAlexi Zentner has created a seminal poetic story that resonates in our collective memory of timber, minerals and snow; of ghosts and gods and death; but above all, reminds us of the faith and love and optimism necessary for survival.
—— Linden MacIntyre, author of , The Bishop’s ManTouch is one of those rare novels that simultaneously takes hold of both your imagination and your heart and does not let go. In sharp, startling prose, Alexi Zenter seamlessly weaves the story of Sawgamet and its inhabitants, creating a world of myth and magic, hard truths, aching loss, and spectacular triumphs. It's a gem of a book.
—— Aryn Kyle , author of The God of AnimalsA fantastic story set on the margins of the northern forest, Touch explores the mystery that connects the heart of the wild with human passion. This is a tale of extremes, both marvellous and magical...in the midst of brothels, prospectors, lumberjacks, ghosts, obliterating snowstorms and devastating fires, Zentner strings memory in grave rhythmns, making the sound of love. A beautiful first novel.
—— Beth Powning, author of , The Hatbox LettersCalling up both the brutal conditions...and the tough men who wrestled with them, Zentner tells a lyrical tale conveying both the beauty and the danger of the wilderness.
—— Booklist USAlexi Zentner's debut novel is poised to be one of those books that gets people talking... The story is slippery and complex, but told with seemingly effortless ease. Touch is indeed a gem of a book.
—— Quill & Quire, Canadian trade magazineZentner excels in evoking the place and details of domestic life
—— Sunday TelegraphTouch is Zenter's first novel. It is an enchanting phantasmagoria of the imagination as well as a practical tale of the human lust for gold and the human struggle with implacable nature. All in all, a deeply satisfying read
—— Clarissa Burden , TabletTruly magical
—— Reading MattersAn affecting debut from a major new talent.
—— Philipp Meyer , author of American RustIn this sweeping family saga, Zentner delves into the heart of myth and memory. Eerie and beautiful, Touch is a love-song to the power - and brevity - of dreams.
—— Johanna Skibsrud, author of , The Sentimentalists






