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The Thing About Jane Spring
The Thing About Jane Spring
Nov 6, 2025 4:08 PM

Author:Sharon Krum

The Thing About Jane Spring

Jane Spring has discovered that twenty-first-century relationships are built on a myth. She's organized, attractive, strong-minded and self-sufficient - yet she's single. She's smart, ambitious and sexually confident - yet somehow, while all her friends plan their weddings, no-one wants to marry her.

Then one day she finds the answer. Drinking her way through a depressing afternoon snowed into her apartment, she turns on the TV and finds a Doris Day marathon. And that's when the revelation hits her: Doris wouldn't be stuck inside alone at a weekend. Doris wouldn't scare men off. Doris always gets her man. Because despite everything men say, they're terrified of women like Jane. What they really want is a cute little blonde with frosted pink lipstick, tight pencil skirts and kitten heels. What they really want is Doris.

And so Jane Spring sets out to reinvent herself. If that's what men want, that's what she'll give them...

Reviews

'This tale of a woman who becomes the perfect girl to catch her perfect man is the perfect old-fashioned romance.'

—— Chris Manby, author of GIRL MEETS APE

'A delicious and delightful read'

—— Cecilia Ahern

Not your typical heroine, not your typical makeover - and fabulous for that! A real page-turner!

—— Belinda Jones

A peach of a poolside read

—— Good Housekeeping

The Afterparty is a blast: a pacy and amusing satire of celebrity shenanigans, wrapped in glittery postmodern sweetie-wrappers

—— Sam Leith , Observer

Shockingly accomplished...what really sets the fresh style, biting satire and postmodern gymnastics ablaze is the brilliance of the writing

—— Independent on Sunday

Amazing

—— BBC 6 Music

Effervescent

—— i

Wickedly fizzing dialogue... delightful prose

—— Jonathan Gibbs , Independent

Clever, well paced and structured

—— Keith Miller , Times Literary Supplement

Intriguing first novel... The narrative voice floes with wit and vigour...his debut ties author and reader in engaging knots that echo the tangled webs connecting the gossipers and photographers and their privileged fodder

—— James Smart , Guardian

It's uncommonly well written, with a bountiful supply of manic energy... Would Paul Auster kill to write a book as playful, fast-paced and unashamedly populist as this? Doubtful, but somewhere there's a "Paul Auster" who might

—— Alastair Mabbott , Herald

Sparky debut

—— Jonathan Barnes , Literary Review

Benedictus takes us on a trail of the contentious highs and lows of the rich and famous in a mixture of dark humour and sharp dialogue. For Benedictus, and his valiant debut novel, more of the same please

—— Ben Bookless , Big Issue

The story of the ultimate celeb after-party, it's a knowing wink at publishing and celebrity culture - a high-concept first novel sitting just the right side of salacious

—— Elle

The Afterparty avoids smugness partly because it has more affection that vitriol for the culture that it mocks... It's very funny, but sad, too... Well-drawn characters, smart dialogue and a canny plot

—— Anthony Cummins , The Times

The surreal peculiarities of North Korea are conjured in this brilliant multivoiced novel... laced with a mixture of parody and horror, which is all the more hilarious for being so hard to tell apart

—— Financial Times

Stunningly good

—— O: The Oprah Magazine

Like an epic version of George Orwell’s 1984, this novel ranges from the bottom of North Korea’s social ladder to its top, with plenty of affecting, wayward and even comic supporting characters. It’s the horror and absurdity of life in a totalitarian state as it might have been depicted by Balzac

—— Salon.com's Mid-Year Musts

Remarkable and heartbreaking . . . To [the] very short list of exceptional novels that also serve a humanitarian purpose The Orphan Master’s Son must now be added

—— The New Republic

Both visceral and gracious in approach he delicately balances the physical stress and strain of everyday lives with mental and emotional tolls

—— Big Issue North
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