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The Table Of Less Valued Knights
The Table Of Less Valued Knights
Jan 11, 2026 7:41 PM

Author:Marie Phillips

The Table Of Less Valued Knights

Longlisted for the 2015 Baileys Women's Prize for Fiction

Sir Humphrey du Val of the Table of Less Valued Knights – Camelot's least prestigious table, with one leg shorter than the others so that it has to be propped up with a folded napkin – doesn't do quests ... until he meets Elaine, a damsel in distress with a secret to hide.

Meanwhile, Queen Martha of Puddock is on the run from an arranged marriage to the odious Prince Edwin of Tuft. But an encounter with the Locum of the Lake (standing in for the full-time Lady) leaves her with a quest of her own: to find her missing brother, long believed dead.

The two quests collide, introducing a host of Arthurian misfits, including a freakishly short giant, a twelve-year-old crone, an amorous unicorn, and a magic sword with a mind of her own.

With Gods Behaving Badly Marie Phillips showed that she has a rare gift for comedy, giving the Greek Gods an ingenious contemporary twist. In The Table of Less Valued Knights it's Camelot's turn, and you'll never see a knight in shining armour in the same way again.

Reviews

As if Jane Austen were rewriting Terry Pratchett: snorts and chortles plus elegant eyebrow-raising… Bold literary and historical misadventures, told with a twist and a lightness of touch.

—— Ian Sansom , Guardian

The reader can enjoy the same level of affectionate detail that the Pythons brought to Monty Python and the Holy Grail… Phillips clearly delights in the world of [King Arthur] and…subverts fantasy motif in refreshing and absurd ways… Very good fun.

—— Leonora Craig Cohen , Literary Review

The Table of Less Valued Knights infects Arthurian legend with a brio not seen since Monty Python and the Holy Grail

—— New Statesman

Very funny… It’s a real joy to read a novel that makes you snort out loud with laughter.

—— Skinny

This confirms [Phillips] as a genius comic writer… This is Camelot – but as you have never seen it.

—— Woman and Home

Entertainingly rollicking.

—— Lucy Scholes , National

The author bends a lot of historical and literary myths to humourous effect.

—— The Stooshie

a joy to read

—— Susannah Perkins, 4 stars , Nudge

An exceptional tale of a family in crisis . . . at once intimate and sweeping, profoundly subtle and yet remarkably affecting, the story reminds the reader that public catastrophe interrupts myriad smaller, but no less devastating, private troubles, magnifying their consequences and obstructing their resolution. This is a mesmerizing, heart-wrenching story of love and regret, but ultimately, and most assuredly, the healing generosity of hope. I couldn't put it down. I read the end on an airplane, and had to hide my tears from the other passengers.

—— .”—Robin Oliveira, New York Times bestselling author of MY NAME IS MARY SUTTER

Full of delicate imagery drawing on Japanese nature and culture, this is a rich, romantic story, brimming with restrained emotion – with a twist that will take your breath away. Superb.

—— Sunday Mirror

This is a truly wonderful novel about the intricacies of parenting, regret, forgiveness and the exquisite pain of love

—— Love Reading

A gorgeous book

—— Sara Cox , Daily Express

Barrett reworks Kafka’s family drama as an urban odyssey and make a stunning success of it.

—— Ainehi Edoro , Guardian
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