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The Hippopotamus
Jan 2, 2026 3:03 AM

Author:Stephen Fry

The Hippopotamus

Ted Wallace is a sour, old, cantankerous beast, a womanising and whisky-sodden bounder of a failed poet and drama critic, but he has his faults too.

Fired from his newspaper, months behind on his alimony payments and disgusted with a world that undervalues him, Ted seeks a few months' repose and free drink at Swafford Hall, the country mansion of his old friend Lord Logan.

But strange things have been going on at Swafford. Miracles. Healings. Phenomena beyond the comprehension of a mud-caked hippopotamus like Ted.

'Clever...witty...not what it seems' The Times

'My goodness what fruity language Fry uses! You can feel his enjoyment, and also the huge force of his desire to please you, as you read this' Daily Mail

Reviews

My goodness what fruity language Fry uses! You can feel his enjoyment, and also the huge force of his desire to please you, as you read this

—— Mail on Sunday

Fresh, filthy, funny and fizzing with ideas

—— Evening Standard

One of the funniest people writing on either side of the Atlantic ... like a combination of Evelyn Waugh and Kingsley Amis but funnier than either

—— Publishers Weekly

Deliciously wicked

—— New York Times

A high-concept romcom that's stuffed full of belly laughs and nostalgia

—— Red

Such a fun, clever, original and massively entertaining read . . . I love it, you'll love it

—— Lindsey Kelk

I LOVED this book . . . I highly recommend The Lock In if you fancy a fun summer time read

—— Carrie Hope Fletcher

Beautifully written, warm and fun with a dose of early noughties nostalgia, The Lock In is a perfect summer read

—— Laura Kay, author of The Split

I loved this book. Brilliantly written and so perceptive on the trials and tribulations of Generation Rent, it's also screamingly funny, deliciously nostalgic and really just a very fun time. I almost wish they'd stayed locked in for longer

—— Lauren Bravo

An immensely readable, witty and well-crafted debut . . . a very millennial tale of love, loneliness and friendship

—— i

This will have you both cringing and crying with laughter

—— Woman's Weekly

On one hand a feel-good, laugh out loud funny escapist read, and on another a blistering critique of twentysomethings' experience of renting in the capital

—— Evening Standard

This hilarious debut will give you all the lols you need this summer. A highly relatable comedy about flatmates, hangovers and terrible landlords

—— Evening Standard

Funny and compelling from page one and so well written. Such a brilliant premise and really well executed. Officially a huge fan of Phoebe Luckhurst!

—— Lucy Vine, bestselling author of Hot Mess

A funny, joyful hug of a book! A nostalgic, pitch perfect ode to the awkwardness and hilarity of yearning teenage years and house sharing in your twenties

—— Cressida McLaughlin

Loved the concept and characters. . . it's very funny

—— Sarra Manning

Proper laugh-out-loud stuff

—— Fabulous Magazine

'Best new good book to read'

—— Cosmopolitan

Irresistible premise . . . addictive

—— i

One to watch

—— The Bookseller

Blissfully funny

—— i

Joyful

—— Stylist

One of the greatest Irish novels of this century so far

—— Sunday Independent

A brilliant and ambitious addition to a body of work from an author who is inevitably, and seemingly effortlessly, writing his way into the pantheon of great Irish novelists

—— Sunday Business Post

Utterly captivating

—— Irish Examiner

Ryan reaffirms his place amongst Ireland's greatest wordsmiths ... This is a book which more than justifies the hype that accompanies it

—— RTE.ie

A novel carried by deep feeling and great empathy

—— Daily Mail

The writing is so exquisite, the dialogue so authentic, the sympathy so deep

—— Big Issue

Ryan's love of people pours from every page

—— Sunday Independent

One of the standout books for me this year. He's a master of the craft and has written a family story with humanity and warmth, turning sentence after sentence to die for

—— Kit de Waal , New Statesman, Books of the Year

Inventive

—— TLS

A lovingly crafted story that draws you in, gets under the skin and will resonate long after

—— i

Heartbreaking but redemptive, and lightened by French's trademark humour, this is a compelling read that will keep you poised between laughter and tears

—— Daily Mail

A tantalising story of motherhood told with Dawn French's signature warmth

—— Sainsbury's Magazine

As ever, even in the darkest of times, Dawn has found humour to inject into her novel

—— Best

A brilliant book

—— Good Housekeeping

The life-affirming and unmissable new novel

—— Eastern Daily Press

A tale told with warmth

—— Daily Record

While Dawn French's latest novel contains a dash of humour, it's also heart-wrenching

—— The Hunsbury Handbook

A fabulous emotional tearjerker of a novel

—— Silversurfers

Praise for Dawn French

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Hilarious and brilliant

—— Woman & Home

I adored According to YES. It's so different to anything I've read in forever, so charming, wise, brilliantly written. I loved it all

—— Marian Keyes

Witty and wise, it'll have you burning the midnight oil. A cracker

—— Woman's Weekly

Very funny and packs an emotional clout. Brilliant!

—— Heat

An enlightening and feel-good read offering a fresh look at life and how to embrace it. Funny and enjoyable to the end

—— We Love This Book

There is lots of fun to be had reading this book. It's impossible not to warm to Rosie, a funny and open-hearted woman who acts as a salve and comfort blanket for this unhappy, inhibited family. There's something quite joyous about the way she unashamedly romps her way through the novel, changing the lives of those around her for the better

—— Express

Another hilarious novel!

—— Bella

French can spin a yarn . . . which sets According to YES apart. Think the vicar of Dibley, without the dog collar. YES YES YES indeed

—— Independent

Wise and poignant

—— Beyond the Joke

Heart-warming

—— Choice Magazine
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