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The Book of Complete Nonsense
The Book of Complete Nonsense
Dec 1, 2025 6:16 AM

Author:Various

The Book of Complete Nonsense

Come bathe in stew, and dine on meals of eels or worms or jellied gnats,

See shoes and ships and sealing wax and fuzzy bears and owls and cats,

Depart for the Land where the Bong Tree grows or the Land of Bumbley Boo

Find sky in your pie and teatrays up on high and a place where mice say moo.

But be warned of the things that lurk and linger, the creatures that snatch and shock

Be sure to bamboozle the Blunderbat and beware the Jabberwock!

If rhymes and riddles your brain have fried

For shame! then set this book aside,

But daring children, more courageous,

Will take a peek inside these pages...

Includes exclusive material: In the Backstory you can about the different sorts of nonsense and read Michael Rosen’s tips on how to write your own!

Vintage Children’s Classics is a twenty-first century classics list aimed at 8-12 year olds and the adults in their lives. Discover timeless favourites from The Jungle Book and Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland to modern classics such as The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas and The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time.

Reviews

Complete collywobbles!

—— The Gazoo's Gazette

Bong! Boo! Ping! Clang!

—— The Daily Ning Nang Nong

Nonsense! Off with their heads!

—— The Queen of Hearts

If you're feeling low, this book'll cheer you up big time

—— Mizz

This book will get drawn all over and it will be absolutely adored. It hugely encourages a child’s creativity and really brings books to life

—— Becky Goddard-Hill , family-budgeting.co.uk

This is a brave and successful attempt to help readers understand a complex, topical situation in our real world

—— The Bookseller

Thought-provoking book with sensitivity, wit and warmth . . . Its admirable message comes wrapped in a fast-paced and exciting adventure story populated with well-rounded characters

—— Irish Times
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