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Straight Expectations
Dec 3, 2025 4:24 AM

Author:Calum McSwiggan

Straight Expectations

'I want what the straight kids have. Even just for a couple of days . . .'

Seventeen-year-old Max might be out and proud but he's usually too busy checking his nail polish to check his privilege.

So when he says he wishes he could have the 'easy' life straight kids enjoy, Max gets more than he bargained for. He wakes up to find his wish has come true - not only have his feelings for boys vanished, so has his lifelong best friend Dean.

With his world turned upside down and relationships in tatters, can Max find his way back to the life he took for granted, and maybe even win the heart of the guy he thought could never be his . . . ?

What If It's Us meets One Last Stop in this deliciously swoony queer romance.

'Outrageous, heartfelt, funny and tender, Straight Expectations is a thought provoking exploration of identity and what makes us who we are' Simon James Green, author of Gay Club.

'A refreshingly unique, beautifully queer take on a familiar trope, packed with endless adorable moments, sugar sweetness and laugh-out-loud hilarity. Don't miss out on this utterly charming, heart-melting rom-com from a new voice to watch in the queer YA world!' Sophie Gonzales, co-author of If This Gets Out.

'Straight Expectations blends classic rom-com with a heartfelt examination of what it is to be queer, and how it's so much more than just a matter of attraction' LC Rosen, author of Camp.

Reviews

By turns outrageous, heartfelt, funny and tender, Straight Expectations is a thought provoking exploration of identity and what makes us who we are. Calum McSwiggan is a fabulous new voice on the YA scene.

—— Simon James Green, author of Gay Club

Straight Expectations blends classic rom-com with a heartfelt examination of what it is to be queer, and how it's so much more than just a matter of attraction. McSwiggan's love of his community and culture are on dazzling display here, in a well-crafted and swoony novel of learning to fall in love with yourself, as well as the cute boy.

—— LC Rosen, author of Camp

Straight Expectations is a refreshingly unique, beautifully queer take on a familiar trope, packed with endless adorable moments, sugar sweetness and laugh-out-loud hilarity. Don't miss out on this utterly charming, heart-melting rom-com from a new voice to watch in the queer YA world!

—— Sophie Gonzales, co-author of If This Gets Out

A delightfully queer page-turner with a powerful message, Straight Expectations should be on every rom-com reader's bookshelf. There's no shortage of heart, humor, and swoon-worthy moments in Calum McSwiggan's debut.

—— Robbie Couch, author of The Sky Blues

Freaky Friday meets Big in this thought-provoking teen romcom

—— Attitude

Tyler's best book yet - which must make it pretty near perfection

—— The Times

'A reimaging of the lives of artist Egon Schiele's four female 'muses' it is both fascinating and compelling. I loved all four women...and the final scenes with Egon himself were truly extraordinary.'

—— Elodie Harper, author of The Wolf Den

The four women who loved Schiele come back to life, combining an exquisite sense of place and era with a passion and sensuality that transcend time altogether.

—— Isabel Costello, author of Scent

'I knew nothing of Egon Schiele. I'm now obsessed, and heartbroken for all four women. An unforgettable book about wanting more for ourselves than we are told we are allowed.'

—— Ericka Waller, author of Dog Days

An intoxicating and evocative read full of controversy and drama. We loved it.

—— Woman and Home

Impressive...one of the great joys of reading The Flames is looking again at the women's portraits and letting them be animated by Haydock's careful, vibrant animation

—— The Times

Readers are going to fall very hard for this one.

—— Sue Rainsford, author of Redder Days

For anyone who enjoyed Girl with a Pearl Earring, Sophie Haydock's debut novel will delight and entertain....an intoxicating and evocative read full of controversy and drama. We loved it.

—— Woman

Enthralling and utterly captivating! Sophie's prose is as evocative and beguiling a the stories it tells. Prepare for The Flames to become your next obsession.

—— Laure van Rensburg, author of Nobody But Us

A stunning story of love, art and betrayal

—— RED magazine

'In The Flames, Haydock turns a forensic eye on the loves, fears, hopes, and heartbreaks of four extraordinary women who might otherwise have been swallowed by history...a beautiful and timely narrative, which focuses its lens on the closest details to reveal an understanding of the most profound human emotions and behaviour.'

—— Costa shortlisted novelist, Rebecca F John

We learn more about great figures in time by watching the spaces around them. The Flames paints a history so detailed and vivid that we feel we were there in the flesh. A book to get lost in, a great feat of a debut.

—— Booker Prize winner, DBC Pierre

'Full of scandal, love, betrayal, and heartache ... Adele, Gertrude, Vally and Edith are given voices loud and clear'

—— Cosmopolitan

The untold stories of four women depicted in the paintings of artist Egon Schiele ... are brought to life in this mesmerising debut... movingly told'

—— Good Housekeeping

'Exhilarating... a dynamic, vivid debut pulled off with considerable élan'

—— Mail on Sunday

An intoxicating and evocative read

—— Woman's Weekly

Enlightening and impeccably researched ... Haydock perfectly captures the spirit of the era. [The Flames] is moving, illuminating and evocative

—— Culturefly

A drama of love, loss, rivalry and betrayal. A terrific debut, brilliantly imagined.

—— SAGA Debut of the Month

Story by story, woman by woman, The Flames is kindled by mystery, desire, and Haydock's own resonant prose.

—— Alison MacLeod, Booker longlisted author of Unexploded

Absolutely loved this one....As rich, dark and delicious as a piece of Sachertorte.

—— Julie Owen Moylan, author of That Green Eyed Girl

Fascination and authenticity shines through on every page...the prose is light and fluid and reads like a contemporary novel.

—— Katie Khan, author of Hold Back the Stars

Each of the muses had an extraordinary story to tell... I was utterly absorbed from beginning to end.

—— Annie Kirby, author of The Hollow Sea

Smart, sophisticated and fun

—— OPRAH DAILY

Delightful. The woman narrating ROMANTIC COMEDY is hyper-aware of the conventions of romantic comedy, and she knows full well that real life is no fairytale. But could it be this time?

—— WASHINGTON POST

Sittenfeld's latest takes a shot of SNL and makes sparks fly

—— ELLE

Hilarious, heartwarming

—— HARPER'S BAZAAR

If you're looking for a romance with edge, this book is for you. The writing is as intelligent and funny as you'd expect from the author of classics such as American Wife and it's a properly swoonsome love story

—— GOOD HOUSEKEEPING

Cancel plans and dive into bestselling author Sittenfeld's hilarious take on the classic will-they-won't-they storyline

—— ELLE

Written by one of the very best out there, Romantic Comedy is a novel that you won't want to put down and one you'll want to recommend to everyone you know

—— GLAMOUR

An enthralling, humorous and subversive tale set in the world of a live TV comedy show

—— STYLIST

Whip-smart, funny and a fascinating look behind the scenes of a sketch show. Curtis Sittenfeld has penned another exquisitely written novel

—— WOMAN'S WEEKLY

A piercing look at the genre of Romcom set against the backdrop of a Saturday Night Live-esque TV show - a rollercoaster of modern love and dating

—— STYLIST

I ate it up whole. Joyful

—— EVA WISEMAN, OBSERVER

Get lost in a modern romantic fantasy

—— DAILY RECORD

A humorous take on Hollywood romcoms

—— BBC BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR

Sexy, funny, thought-provoking and everything I hoped it would be. Her best novel since American Wife.

—— RED, Best Books of the Year

Romantic Comedy combines humour with poignancy and a lot of heart.

—— GOOD HOUSEKEEPING, Best romance books to read

Sittenfeld's novel continues her wider project of exploring the possibility for a kind of redemptive idealism within our flawed world

—— GUARDIAN

Sittenfeld has penned another exquisitely written novel

—— WOMAN MAGAZINE

A fizzy love letter to the prototypical romcom

—— NEW YORK TIMES, Editor's Choice

So much of Sittenfeld's work exists in the dissection and comprehension of female desire

—— NEW YORK TIMES

Flirting with the tropes of its namesake genre, this playful novel follows Sally, a writer on an "S.N.L."-like show called "Night Owls," who falls in love with one of its guest hosts. Their relationship develops via e-mail in the post-grocery-wiping, pre-vaccine days of covid-19. When Sally decides to visit her beloved in L.A., their time together in his Topanga mansion requires her to navigate incredulity, insecurity, and an offer that she feels is an "affront to my independence." The novel is preoccupied with the instinctual nature of self-sabotage, and with the fulfillment that can come from defying ingrained impulses

—— NEW YORKER

Insightful romcom sparkles with real wit and wisdom

—— SUNDAY INDEPENDENT

Whip smart and really funny

—— BUSINESS POST

Scores big on giving readers an insight into the machinations of a TV writers-room

—— CRACK

Full of dazzling banter and sizzling chemistry

—— PEOPLE MAGAZINE

If you ever wanted a backstage pass to Saturday Night Live, this book is for you

—— GOOD MORNING AMERICA

Excellent

—— MAIL ON SUNDAY

Both a brilliant portrait of the comedy world and a witty grown-up love story. Lives up to its name

—— IRISH TIMES
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