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Seedless in Seattle
Seedless in Seattle
Nov 11, 2025 7:59 AM

Author:Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

Seedless in Seattle

Like the great Jesus Christ himself, I had a lot of shit on my mind when I hit 33 ...

I had three new-born future Ireland internationals to feed, a daughter in need of psychiatric evaluation and a teenage son obsessed with uncovering the shameful secrets of our family's 1916 past.

Throw into the mix a sister missing in Orgentina, a wife struggling to lose the weight from her orse and an interfering father-in-law living under my roof.

You can see why, like the Son of God, my life had become a major hassle.

And just when I thought it couldn't get any more difficult, a moment of madness involving - what else? - the opposite sex persuaded Sorcha that I needed to have the unkindest cut of all.

Seedless in Seattle is the fifteenth novel in Paul Howard's 'Ross O'Carroll-Kelly' series. Ross books - annual No 1 best-sellers - have sold over half a million copies, are annually nominated for the Popular Fiction prize at the Irish Book Awards - where they have won the prize an unprecedented three times - and are also critically acclaimed as satirical masterpieces.

Reviews

Enthralling and powerful

—— The Times

This is a confident and poignant novel and succeeds in animating a set of people rarely seen in literary fiction

—— Guardian

A rare and remarkable achievement

—— Los Angeles Times

Destined to be a classic

—— Melbourne Herald Sun

The Sound of One Hand Clapping achieves the difficult task of making clear and real the lives of those who normally stay hidden in history. From its wonderfully atmospheric opening to its touching conclusion, this is a heartbreaking story

—— Literary Review

A truly extraordinary work: vivid, passionate and utterly compelling... It opens a world that is strange, brutal and poetic at once, and ultimately achieves a kind of spirit-healing few novels do

—— Niall Williams

Richly imagined...told in a voice rarely heard in Australia: almost violently masculine, shot through with heartbreaking delicacy of feeling

—— Robert Dessaix

This is a bold, cinematic novel... Parts of it are terrifically funny.

—— Herald

A genuinely stirring love story.

—— Mail on Sunday

Her flair for describing feelings and relationships makes this an engaging window into the messy minds of Londoners and her commentary on the city rings true.

—— Susannah Butter , Evening Standard

Determinedly and impressively intellectual… A novel of ideas that is deft enough never to be didactic because it asks more question than it answers.

—— Lara Feigel , Guardian

This is an author with a proven ability to see – truly see – and whose prose can fire like gunshots across the page.

—— Rebecca Swirsky , New Statesman

[Like] Sleepless in Seattle, respun by James Joyce, and set within a London on the precipice of Brexit.

—— Culture Trip

Her best book in years.

—— Justine Jordan , Guardian

Uniquely moving love story.

—— Jess Denham , Independent

Kennedy is never less than illuminating.

—— Susan Mansfield , Scotsman

[Kennedy is] witty, sharp, almost too intelligent and a bit provocative.

—— Eileen Battersby , Irish Times

An uplifting tale of the triumph of niceness over nastiness.

—— Adam Lively , Sunday Times

A writer of exquisite precision… A public novel, angrily political… Expressing her idea of a writer’s social responsibility so eloquently… Well-suited to Kennedy’s talent and her characteristically oblique and original way of seeing the world.

—— Allan Massie , Yorkshire Post

What sets this novel apart is Kennedy’s physical and emotional sensitivity to both solitude and tenderness.

—— Fiona MacDonald , Methodist Recorder

Absorbing… Serious without being solemn, sweet without being sickly, it’s an elegant tale about the unexpected places where kindness and sympathy can flourish and deepen.

—— Charlotte Heathcote , Express

Kennedy’s comedy is ruthlessly observed – an anti-romance that warms into something moving and profound. It’s also a brilliant portrait of city living.

—— Saga Magazine

Two lonely people go about their day in London in this typically Kennedian and utterly wonderful novel… but they find their way towards each other in an agonising love story that’s all about morality and decency in a careless world… Kennedy is a stand-up comedian, and observational comedy runs through this novel in interior monologues that are heartbreakingly familiar and laugh-out-loud sad. Her sentences are some of the best in modern fiction (there’s a springer spaniel called Hector with “black, bewildered ears… [that] made him look as if he’d recently heard dreadful news and still hadn’t adjusted.”) and reading her prose is like eating those fizzy sweets that are both sweet and sour make you wince at the back of your mouth – then go back for more… It’s gorgeous.

—— Bookseller

Consistently raw and powerful… emotionally exhausting… But there’s a lot to be said for a novel which sets so much store by “affection and tenderness”, and in which the emotional peaks and the possibilities of redemption and renewal are marked by the simple holding of hands.

—— Alastair Mabbott , Herald

I love, love, love the Rushdie – I think it’s my favourite of his… The fantasy elements are just magical and, of course, it’s gorgeously written.

—— Marianne Faithfull , Observer

An apocalyptic battle between reason and unreason, good and evil, light and darkness, with all the bells and whistles of a Hollywood blockbuster.

—— Carlos Fraenkel , London Review of Books

Not only a beautifully written satire-as-fairytale but the subject matter is bang on trend… That Rushdie should still be writing so potently and still be continuing to push back the frontiers, when he could easily pull up a deck chair and languish on the frontiers he already owns is wonderful, inspirational and profoundly (but only in the best way) terrifying… 10/10, Master.

—— Starburst Magazine

Ambitious, smart and dark fable that is full of rich and profound notions about human nature.

—— Katherine McLaughlin , SciFi Now

I like to think how many readers are going to admire the courage of this book, revel in its fierce colours, its boisterousness, humour and tremendous pizzazz, and take delight in its generosity of spirit.

—— Ursula K Le Guin , Guardian
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