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Rhino What You Did Last Summer
Rhino What You Did Last Summer
Jan 12, 2026 1:26 AM

Author:Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

Rhino What You Did Last Summer

Fame. Fortune. Screaming girls. The adoration of strangers. I've had it all before, yet nothing could have prepared this Horny Little Devil for his new life in the City of Angels. Sacked as the coach of the Andorra rugby team and on the run from the sister I never knew I had, I decided to head west, vowing to win back my wife and daughter from a risk assessor predicting economic doom for the world. Imagine my shock when I discovered that my old dear, on a nationwide book tour, was already busy charming America out of its collective elasticated pants.

With Trevion, a 1991 Gulf War-veteran-turned-celebrity-Svengali, on my side, not to mention my brand new bromance with a gym instructor called Harvey, I was determined to become more famous than even her. But one nose job and one abdominal resculpt later, I no longer knew where reality ended and reality TV began ...

Reviews

Ross is back and the world is a better place for it

—— Irish Times

Howard captures the insanity of celebrity culture perfectly and his knowledge of pop culture is thrilling

—— Sunday Tribune

Howard is Ireland's finest chronicler of south Dublin life

—— Irish Independent

Among the six indispensable books in world literature

—— George Orwell

Everyone standing for political office . . . should have a compulsory examination in Gulliver's Travels

—— Michael Foot

Tess Callahan explores themes of love, loss and the scars life leaves on us in her painfully poignant novel April & Oliver. It is a lovely story. The characters are heart-rendingly believable as the pair struggle to find the seeds of who they once were and where exactly they went off the tracks. It's a tale of first love and the enormous depth of feeling left for someone who knows exactly from where each of your scars comes.

—— Lindsey Losnedahl , Las Vegas Review

Think of it as a summer read with benefits.

—— Daily Candy

The urgency of Callahan's narrative and its volatile juxtapositions--innocent passion and dark sexuality; duty and desire; first love and ruined love--make it impossible not to care deeply for these characters and their thwarted yearning and their heart-wrenching stories.

—— Bob Shacochis , National Book Award-winning author of Easy in the Islands

Grappling fates are the DNA of suspense, and Tess Callahan braids loss, longing, romance and violence into a tense, gratifying narrative. The characters in APRIL & OLIVER feel inexorable--either destined or doomed to be together. The need to discover which--and how--keeps the reader turning pages.

—— Sven Birkerts , author of Reading Life
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