Author:Catherynne M. Valente
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The brand-new official Minecraft novel is an epic battle for survival! When humans enter the End, a pair of endermen must decide which side they’re really on.
For as long as they can remember, the twin endermen Fin and Mo have lived in the mysterious land of the End. On the outskirts of the great enderman city of Telos, they explore ancient ruins under the watchful gaze of the mighty ender dragon. They have everything they need in the end ship they call home, and know everything there is to know about their world—or so they think until the strangers from another dimension arrive.
The invaders are called humans, and they’ve come to steal artifacts and slay the ender dragon. Fin and Mo are ready to protect their home from the trespassers, but when they come face-to-face with the humans, they discover that they aren’t as prepared for battle as they’d thought. Caught off guard, the twins are trapped in the middle of a war between the endermen and the humans, with the future of their home at stake.
One of the year's funniest books ... witty, wise and worth returning to again and again
—— i PaperFunny, smart, soulful and sometimes devastating, this book shows life in all its shades. It made me laugh and cry
—— Emilie Pine, author of Notes to SelfWarm, wry, charming, absorbing ... It's the most gorgeous and heartbreaking book about humans and why we need each other
—— Daisy Buchanan , via TwitterFunny and adorable
—— Nina StibbeI was reminded - very happily reminded - of Kurt Vonnegut. But Patrick Freyne is his own writer and this book is clever, lovely and great, great fun
—— Roddy DoylePatrick Freyne has a distinct and enviable gift for story-telling ... Full of humour and tenderness, this book is an absolute JOY
—— Sinéad Gleeson, author of ConstellationsOne of the best-written, smartest and gosh-darn-it funniest books I've read in a very long while
—— Séamus O'ReillyHilariously, painfully, Freynefully brilliant
—— Joseph O'ConnorWhether he's writing about his childhood on a military base, working in a kebab shop with a nazi in his teens, playing in punk bands in his twenties, or grappling with the question of whether to have children, Patrick Freyne is a writer of rare humour, depth, and humanity. These essays are a delight
—— Mark O'Connell, author of To Be a MachineA cracking, sad, funny, honest, brave and hilarious read
—— Liz Nugent , via TwitterNo one makes me laugh like Patrick Freyne
—— Paul HowardSuperb ... The stories move from breathtakingly vulnerable to extraordinarily funny, and all with such skill and lightness of touch. I loved it
—— Louise O'NeillI don't know another writer who could balance poignancy and hilarity with such grace ... Goosebumps! Guffaws! It's got it all. I love this book
—— Doireann Ní Ghríofa , via TwitterGuffaw-out-loud funny
—— Business PostA riotous read from the get-go ... An absolute tonic for our times
—— RTÉ GuideF*cking fantastic. Patrick is a brilliant writer
—— Blindboy Boatclub , via TwitterLovely ... It's very worth reading
—— Dara Ó Briain , via TwitterA wonderful book ... done with a gorgeous twist of humour and great emotional insight ... One of my books of the year
—— Ryan Tubridy , RTÉ Radio 1Exquisite ... One of the funniest writers in Ireland
—— Irish ExaminerImmensely readable, warm, human and very, very funny
—— Irish Daily StarPixies were loud-quiet-loud. Patrick Freyne is funny-sad-funny. I really loved his new book
—— Ed O'Loughlin , via TwitterReaders are sure to find themselves touched by Freyne's writing ... Delightful
—— Journal.ieFreyne's thoroughly entertaining debut is a flash of warmth and wit in the darkness
—— Totally DublinGenuinely moving ... [It] will evoke warmth in anyone who isn't totally sociopathic
—— Hot PressA delightful insight into the mind of the hilarious Patrick Freyne
—— Irish Country MagazineSo honest, so funny, and most importantly, 11/10 for self-deprecation
—— Sarah BreenBrilliant ... An absolute mind hug
—— Niall BreslinFreyne's radar is precision-honed to find the madness within the mundane
—— Sunday IndependentMore moving that I ever expected and somehow funnier than I assumed
—— Emer McLysaght , Irish Times, Best Books of 2020Captivating and moving.
—— Tablet, *Summer Reads of 2021*Moving... Beneath the attention-seeking is a well-loved author who has gone through his cupboards, giving us all that he has.
—— Johanna Thomas-Corr , Sunday TimesA defiant and witty testimony to mortality and a tender remembrance of his friends and literary heroes… I’ve been reading and re-reading it this year
—— Times Literary Supplement, *Books of the Year*Continues in the same superior vein as Restoration… The fusion of such an engrossing character, and the minutiae of another time, remains a marvel
—— Daily TelegraphIn this evocative and beautifully drawn novel of family and loyalty in the face of an uncertain future Tremain continues the story of a wonderfully unique character
—— Hannah Britt , Daily ExpressHugely enjoyable
—— Reader's DigestMerivel’s hapless charm remains intact in this tour de force of literary technique
—— Sunday Telegraph (Seven)A sequel that looks back to the earlier novel without ever quite recapturing its spirit is the perfect form in which to evoke that feeling of having to carry on, and of trying to make yourself have fun even with it eventually begins to hurt
—— Colin Burrow , GuardianA marvelllously rollicking good read, and it is such a pleasure to meet Robert Merivel again. Rose Tremain brings the character to life in a way that makes you want to find out even more about the period. Enormously skilled and deft
—— Good Book Guide