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Merde Happens
Merde Happens
Apr 22, 2026 7:21 AM

Author:Stephen Clarke

Merde Happens

Paul West is in deep financial merde. His only way out of debt is to accept a decidedly dodgy job:

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It involves him touring America in a Mini, while pretending to be typically British.

Also in the car is Paul's French girlfriend, Alexa, and his American poet friend, Jake, whose main aim in life is to sleep with a woman from every country in the world. Preferably in the back of Paul's Mini.

But as the little car battles from New York to Miami, leg-room turns out to be the least of Paul's troubles. His work is being sabotaged, his tour plans are in tatters, and his love life becomes a Franco-American war zone.

And as Paul knows better than anyone, when you mix love and war - merde happens...

Reviews

Done more for the Entente Cordiale than any of our politicians.

—— Daily Mail

Must-have comedy-of-errors diary about being a Brit abroad.

—— Mirror

Edgier than Bryson, hits harder than Mayle

—— The Times

Delicious ... gorgeous humour and the lightest of touches

—— The Sunday Times

A sweet a breezy read - the ideal accompaniment to a long summer's evening

—— The Daily Mail

A witty and generous romance ... Jilly Cooper for the grown-ups

—— The Independent

Top drawer romantic escapism

—— You Magazine

Connelly is fluid and well-paced, and her fictive prison world, set in the actual political hellhole that is present-day Burma, is as affecting as any UN statistical report about the conditions of life in that ruined country.

—— Edmonton Journal

Much more fun than the reader has any right to expect

—— Weekly Standard

It's as fresh as if it were written this morning and as classic as Jane Austen. I'm very happy to have met it

—— Donald Westlake

A good story, flourishing characters, and the most persuasive narrative voice

—— Guardian

A classic tale of the triumph of youthful naivety over middle-aged cynicism

—— Good Book Guide

Classic coming of age novel

—— Oxford Times
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