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Merde Happens
Merde Happens
Dec 21, 2025 7:18 AM

Author:Stephen Clarke

Merde Happens

Paul West is in deep financial merde. His only way out of debt is to accept a decidedly dodgy job:

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It involves him touring America in a Mini, while pretending to be typically British.

Also in the car is Paul's French girlfriend, Alexa, and his American poet friend, Jake, whose main aim in life is to sleep with a woman from every country in the world. Preferably in the back of Paul's Mini.

But as the little car battles from New York to Miami, leg-room turns out to be the least of Paul's troubles. His work is being sabotaged, his tour plans are in tatters, and his love life becomes a Franco-American war zone.

And as Paul knows better than anyone, when you mix love and war - merde happens...

Reviews

Done more for the Entente Cordiale than any of our politicians

—— Daily Mail

Must-have comedy-of-errors diary about being a Brit abroad

—— Daily Mirror

Edgier than Bryson, hits harder than Mayle

—— The Times

A story that will have you in tears of laughter as well as sadness

—— Manchester Evening News

A story full of humour and affection

—— The Good Book Guide

'You'll be flipping pages so fast, the breeze will keep you cool on the beach'

—— New Woman

'Fast paced and funny...the perfect summer read'

—— 19

A caustic comedy, and doesn't mark the arrival of a new provocateur but of a promising satirist

—— Independent on Sunday

Joe Stretch takes no prisoners with this debut, presenting a distorted reflection of 21st century Britain that's as black as it is bracing... Friction succeeds as a highly charged vision of modern society's moral decline - it's a novel that may well achieve the cult status it's striving for

—— Metro

Friction is a bellow of rage and disgust at the eagerness with which the 21st century soul attenuates itself. That this trivia-obsessed, pornography-fraught and digitised-to-death world that we have made for ourselves can produce such high art, and with such slicing satirical humour, is one of the central paradoxes, and causes for celebration, of our age

—— Niall Griffiths

Book of the week

—— Sutton and Epsom Advertiser

Author pictured at the launch party.

—— The Bookseller

Pratchett's searing novel for teens combines his unique brand of humour with a classic survival adventure to become a piercing inquiry into the nature of faith.

—— Vicky Smith , Kirkus Reviews

Without pretension or crusading auto-didacticism he has spent a quarter of a century creating a fantasy worl that does its bit to make this world a better place. It is a splendid achievement.

—— Deborah Orr , The Independent

This is Pratchett operating at the peak of his powers. Nation's often very funny, the characters are adorable, the plot intriguing... Nation is wryly hilarious throughout.

—— DeathRay

It's a wonderful story, by turns harrowing and triumphant, and Mau and Daphne are tremendously appealing characters. It's a book that can be read with great pleasure by young readers-and not a few of their parents, I suspect-as both a high-spirited yarn and a subtle examination of the risks and virtues of faith.

—— The New York Times

Gr 7-10-A tsunami has hit Mau's island home and washed away everyone he has known. Daphne is from the other side of the globe and is the sole survivor (or so she thinks) of a shipwreck on the island. The two come together and each of them brings wisdom, intelligence, and sense of humanity to their dire situation. An absorbing novel of survival and discovery liberally infused with Pratchett's trademark wit.

—— The School Library Journal

This culture clash comedy gives way to growing understanding and there is much to ponder on the merits of faith and tradition.

—— Wolverhampton Chronicle

... a unique, exhilarating tour de force

—— School Librarian

... a very funny and well-written story. The characters and plot are both imaginative and thought-provoking.

—— Calum Turner, Lochgilphead High , Teen Titles

A South Seas island adventure with an assured comic edge from Pratchett... This culture clash comedy gives way to growing understanding and there is much to ponder on the merits of faith and tradition.

—— Wolverhampton Chronicle

I think this is - just possibly -the best book Pratchett has ever written.

—— Michelle West , Fantasy and Science Fiction

This is a novel for all ages from (say) 11 to (say) 90, and its narrative exuberance will lure its younger readers to 'strange seas of thought'.

—— School Library Association

Pratchett writing at the height of his powers.

—— Carousel

A serious work, but one written with humour and a lightness of touch that embraces big questions...it is a book about the faith of our times.

—— INIS

Terry Pratchett's use of language here is funny and exciting. This book delivers adventure, philosophy and satire. Pratchett has written of a very different world from his Discworld series. This is one of the cleverest novels I have read in years.

—— Newsademic.com

Nation is a modern tale of enlightenment that can be enjoyed by teenagers and aduls alike. An exceptional read, highly recommended.

—— Joesphine Brady , Classroom (NATE)

An ebullient and entertaining novel of ideas.

—— Julia Eccleshare , The Guardian

Nation, published in 2008 (this year's award catchment runs from August 2008-September 2009), is an extraordinarily complicated tale about God, tradition and loss. Yet it is told with beautiful simplicity and rollicking readability.

—— Andrew Johnson , The Independent

Funny and profound, Nation is much more than an adventure story, pitting reason against religion and offering an alternative perspective on world history and culture.

—— Time Out

As Pratchett says: "Thinking. This book contains some. Whether you try it at home is up to you." His wit is on every page; his world surpasses ours, his writing is weird and wonderful. No, weirdly wonderful. It is gripping but put the book down to ponder the thoughts inside to unearth a parallel universe. Terry Pratchett is worth more than his idiom; his teachings contain more philosophical thought than I would have ever thought possible.

—— Sian Reilly (aged 13) , Sunday Express
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