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Love Poems for Married People
Love Poems for Married People
Jan 14, 2026 3:59 AM

Author:John Kenney

Love Poems for Married People

Including such gems as Why Are You in The Shower With Me? Our Love is Tested in Traffic and What Time Should We Leave for the Airport? John Kenney's poems are packed with funny, wry observations about the reality of life once the initial shine of a relationship has dulled. From parental gripes to dwindling sex lives; from less-than-romantic gifts to irritating personal habits, it's all covered.

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Are you in the mood?

I am.

Let's put the kids down.

Have a light dinner.

Shower.

Maybe not drink so much.

And do that thing I would rather do with you than with anyone else.

Lie in bed and look at our iPhones.

Reviews

Homeric in scope and vision...Read and expect to be overpowered, not only by a story that never fails to thrill and entertain, but by a saga that lives up to its name, both intellectually and in its dramatic, visually rich and lavish storytelling

—— SF site

Erikson afflicts me with awe...vast in scope, almost frighteningly fecund in imagination, and rich in sympathy, his work does something that only the rarest of books can manage: it alters the reader's perceptions of reality

—— Stephen R. Donaldson

Rare is the writer who so fluidly combines a sense of mythic power and depth of world with fully realized characters and thrilling action, but Steven Erikson manages it spectacularly

—— Michael A. Stackpole

Worth checking out for its loving attention to how it feels to be young and in love in a time of turmoil

—— i newspaper's Best New Books for 2019

A poignant and powerful coming-of-age story

—— Sunday Mirror

A vivid debut. Geraldine's depiction of what could draw ordinary kids into a paramilitary organisation feels utterly convincing . . . her dialogue feels sparky and alive

—— Sunday Times

A classic coming of age tale . . . pitch perfect

—— Daily Telegraph

A beguiling, confident debut

—— Irish Independent

Both funny and moving, Music Love Drugs War is a poignant coming-of-age novel ... pitches tender depictions of friendship and love against the stark backdrop of war, hunger strikes, rioting and plastic bullets

—— Belfast Telegraph

If you happened to like Derry Girls, you're in for a treat with Music Love Drugs War

—— Sunday Business Post magazine

Wonderful… completely transporting

—— Madeline Miller

A brilliantly plotted story of mermaids, madams and intrigue in 1780s London and I wouldn’t be surprised to see it become the Essex Serpent of 2018.

—— The Pool

It’s now the fate of new historical novels to be hyped as ‘the next Essex Serpent’ … The good news is that Imogen Hermes Gowar’s sparkling debut more than merits the comparison... Pure storytelling pleasure.

—— Metro

Gowar has crafted a dazzlingly original novel, full of heady pleasures and shot through with the kind of irreverent humour you might expect to find in Georgian London.

—— Evening Standard

This ambitious debut has many virtues: the writing is rich, opulent, at times witty, and Gowar captures the decadent, febrile atmosphere of late-18th-century London in impressive detail.

—— Simon Humphreys , Mail on Sunday

2018’s most hyped literary debut… [Imogen Hermes Gowar is a] soon-to-be literary star.

—— Sunday Times

The richness and rhythm of the writing is irresistible.

—— Emma Healey

A story of curiosity and obsession, this is full of rich detail and is a book to get lost in

—— Stylist

A gloriously assured debut, set in a beautifully drawn London… A story of obsession and destruction, hope and heart, which beguiles as much as the mermaid herself.

—— Red Magazine, **Books of the Year**

The most buzzed-about book of 2018 so far is also the most magical… the definition of ‘must-read’

—— Sunday Telegraph Stella Magazines

It feels like 2018 has more than its share of debut novels to get excited about. The Mermaid and Mrs Hancock by Imogen Hermes Gowar nails the 18th century as convincingly as Francis Spufford in Golden Hill, but with supernatural elements that bring to mind Susannah Clarke and Sarah Perry.’

—— Alex Preston , Observer Best Fiction 2018

A deliciously salty slab of historical fiction… The Mermaid and Mrs Hancock crests a new wave of historical fiction that brings the complex lives of historical women out of the shadows.

—— Daily Telegraph

Big, big things are predicted for this debut. Set in 1785, merchant Jonah Hancock finds himself in possession of a mermaid (“More of a sea-goblin, aint it?”) and is invited by an ageing courtesan to pool their resources and turn it into a society showstopper which just happens to take place in her “high-society parlour” where he meets the wonderful Angelica. Rich in detail and utterly charming, it’s the natural successor to The Essex Serpent and The Miniaturist.

—— Emerald Street

An epic and intricately researched historical novel evokes 1780s London – an era of spectacle, Soho courtesans, lavish parties and dark secrets.

—— Marta Bausells , Elle

A wonderful romp through Georgian London.

—— Independent

A wonderful read

—— Nina Stibbe

Beautiful courtesans, destructive mermaids, mercenary madams, raucous sailors; there's little Imogen Hermes Gowar doesn't throw at her extraordinary debut novel. And thanks to her deft, skilfully weaved plot and gorgeous writing, it all comes together beautifully.

—— iBooks 2018 Hotlist

A fabulous new author... A wonderfully atmospheric historical novel which is vivid and rich enough in its depiction of 18th century London. Posing questions of social mobility, the status of women and the role of family, this is a debut novel in which you can get lost.

—— Ben East , The National

Absolutely delightful... I read it greedily, savouring the characters’ adventures and their wit, resilience and humanity as they contend with the glittering, filthy, dangerous city that was Georgian London. The novel is a well-researched, charming, immensely entertaining read

—— Maria McCann

Immerse yourself in Georgian London... beautiful storytelling with a hint of magic.

—— Good Housekeeping

I was captivated by this beautiful book until the last perfect sentence

—— Antonia Senior , The Times, **Books of the Year**

Good god, it is a wonderful book

—— Louise O'Neill

Exquisitely written, flawlessly imagined, The Mermaid & Mrs Hancock's siren song - of courtesans and merchants, shipwrecks and wonders, love and grief, ambition and passion - will echo like the ocean in a seashell long after the last page is turned.

—— Katy Darby, author of The Whores' Asylum

[A] gripping debut… independence, love, class, death and gender stereotypes — are skilfully explored here through a late 18th-century lens

—— Precious Adesina , Financial Times

Beautifully written, sinuous, enchanting, brilliantly researched, The Mermaid and Mrs Hancock goes deep into the eighteenth century - its grand front rooms, the secret places, the streets and the ocean that changed everything about Britain and it lays bare the hearts of a cast of unforgettable characters

—— Kate Williams, author of The Edge of the Fall

This story really is spellbinding, an unforgettable jewel of a novel, filled to the brim with intelligence, heart and wit.

—— Vintage Life Magazine

Beautifully written… By turns bawdy, witty and moving this is a glorious romp through Georgian London, in “the age of unlikely ascents”. With a truly gorgeous package á la The Essex Serpent, it deserves to be huge

—— Alice O'Keeffe , Bookseller

Delightful… A gloriously immersive read, bringing Georgian London vividly to life… The Mermaid and Mrs Hancock impresses with Gowar’s attention to vivid and sensual detail

—— Alice O'Keeffe , Bookseller

Its energy, characterisation and great sense of period completely seduced me.

—— Fanny Blake , Woman & Home

An utterly absorbing read.

—— Jennifer McShane , Image

A gorgeously immersive novel.

—— Sarah Manning , Red

Stunning.

—— Louise Rhind-Tutt , iNews

In 2018 [mermaids] are back in vogue.

—— Observer

A terrific debut

—— Press Association, Books to look out for 2018

The Mermaid And Mrs Hancock is the rare book that actually lives up to its hype and I’d be surprised if it wasn’t this year’s The Essex Serpent. Lush, vivid descriptions of 1780s Soho, proto-feminism, sparkly dialogue and a pleasingly irreverent style, it’s historical fiction even for people who don’t like historical fiction.

—— Anna James , The Pool

A tale of love, family and social status movingly told.

—— Sue Price , Saga Magazine

An absorbing tale of curiosity and obsession… Gowar’s prose is marvellous… There’s a beautiful balance of rhythm and intrigue, and an eye for what brings a book alive.

—— Galen O'Hanlon , The Skinny

The most anticipated novel of the year.

—— Eastern Daily Press

An accomplished, captivating debut novel.

—— Charlotte Heathcote , Daily Express

- The Mermaid and Mrs Hancock is a roistering, swaggering, bawdy novel… [a] confident and accomplished debut

—— The Times

Lush, vivid descriptions of 1780s Soho, proto-feminism, sparkly dialogue and a pleasingly irreverent style.

—— Anna James , The Pool

Prose that’s as effervescent as it is intelligent.

—— Lucy Brooks , CultureWhisper

Gowar’s prose shimmers.

—— Benjamin Evans , The Observer

Rich and humorous, it’s a heady period whirl with a magic realist twist.

—— Marianka Swain , Move to Town & Country

A highly impressing debut… An absorbing tale of sex, money, ambition and the lure of the new.

—— Nick Rennison , BBC History Magazine

Gowar’s wonderful novel expertly captures that sense of a more fluid society… An engrossing and well-paced novel, shot through with melancholy, yet filled with wonder and desire. The sort of book you lose yourself in for days.

—— Sarah Hughes , i

Imogen Hermes Gowar’s bawdy, picturesque romp through the heady miasma of Georgian London is easily one of the most wonderfully immersive, richly drawn books I’ve read in years… This piece of historical fiction is really something special… Some truly exquisite writing.

—— Lizzie Pook , Stylist

All-consuming and spellbinding.

—— Time Out

Gowar's writing is energetic, and she has wonderful attention both to physical and emotional detail and to the circumstances that constrain lives

—— Optima Magazine

This glittering debut novel examines every rung of 18th-century London’s social ladder with keen wit and in delicious detail

—— People Magazine

A Dazzling account of dreams and desire in Georgian London

—— Justine Jordan , Guardian, **Books of the Year**
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