Author:Jenny Eclair,Full Cast,Imelda Staunton,Samantha Bond,Josie Lawrence,Frances Barber,Doon Mackichan,Jenny Eclair,Lesley Sharp,Anne Reid,Anita Dobson

A sparkling collection of comic monologues by Jenny Eclair, about women facing pivotal moments in their lives
‘Exquisitely crafted’ Radio Times
In these funny, poignant short stories, voiced by some of Britain’s finest actresses, we are introduced to 29 very different women as they open their hearts and share their secrets.
Here are tales of love, grief, revenge and adventure, told by a wealth of fascinating characters. There’s Bea, a top cook who’s about to prepare a very special birthday cake for her husband; Christine, who takes up watercolours and discovers inspiration can be found in the most unexpected places; Patsy, a rock star’s wife with a past and Penny, who takes looking after her boss a bit too far.
From a grandmother visiting a posh supermarket to buy her grandchildren a meal they won't forget, to a cleaner who discovers some secrets behind the Farrow and Ball doors of the middle-class homes she visits, every one of the women we meet has a memorable, moving and surprising tale to tell...
Among the star narrators are Lesley Sharp, Anita Dobson, Imelda Staunton, Josie Lawrence, Frances Barber, Samantha Bond, Doon Mackichan and Anne Reid.
Produced by Sally Avens
Series 1
Fifteen Minutes to Landing
Woman – Lesley Manville
Captain James Barrington – Clive Hayward
Air Hostess – Jane Slavin
Carol Goes Swimming
Carol – Lorraine Ashbourne
Manager – Jane Slavin
A Trolley for a Change
Pat – Ruth Sheen
Checkout woman – Elaine Claxton
Security guard – Clive Hayward
Lauren – Jane Slavin
George’s Cake
Bea – Susie Blake
The Viewing
Reader – Annette Badland
Doing the Best for Daniel
Reader – Jenny Eclair
Series 2
Lorna’s Holiday
Lorna – Lesley Sharp
Christine Paints
Christine – Rosie Cavaliero
Beverley in Shoes
Beverley – Samantha Spiro
Points
Gail – Sarah Hadland
A Slight Alteration
Reader – Tessa Peake-Jones
Waiting for Billy
Patsy – Anita Dobson
Series 3
Leo’s Passport
Penny – Imelda Staunton
Caroline – Karen Bartke
Hannah’s Gone
Hannah’s Mum – Josie Lawrence
Mothers and Daughters
Coral – Frances Barber
Girl – Karen Bartke
Boy – Luke MacGregor
Anthea’s Round Robin
Anthea – Samantha Bond
Series 4
The Last Day
Miss Cavendish – Vicki Pepperdine
The Visit
Reader – Doon Mackichan
The Nannas
Dawn – Tilly Vosburgh
A Nice Time with All the Family
Julie – Beverley Callard
Series 5
A Long Weekend
Cathy – Anne Reid
The Kitchen Table
Reader – Monica Dolan
The Book Club
Belle – Lucy Robinson
Greta Doesn’t Want to Wait for Godot
Greta – Amelia Bullmore
Exquisitely crafted
—— Radio TimesViciously funny, at once a hilarious joke and a technical triumph
—— Financial TimesVery funny, extremely clever
—— GuardianA fine piece of comic-writing
—— Times literary supplementSplicing small-town domestic drama with grisly mystery and occult thrills, it’s a cleverly crafted debut
—— MetroOne of the standout debuts of the year
—— Irish IndependentAs gripping as any boxset
—— Sunday Times ScotlandThis haunting debut is a must-read for fans of eerie gothic fiction
—— The SkinnyAn evocative read which will keep you guessing
—— Sunday IndependentPine is a thrill of a book
—— i-DI loved this book! Hugely atmospheric, exquisitely written and utterly gripping
—— Lucy Foley, author of The Hunting PartyThis is true modern gothic ... Toon’s plain, poetic language has a hypnotic quality
—— Harper’s BazaarA haunting tale
—— Sunday ExpressA memorable debut from a promising new writer
—— Irish TimesMarries the claustrophobia of rural life with fascinating hints of Scottish myths, to create an emotional read with the pace of a thriller
—— Irish Country MagazineA remarkable debut
—— ImageHas all the ingredients of a modern gothic.
—— Herald, Hot List 2020A debut novel that's carefully calibrated to make every single hair on the back of your neck stand up on end
—— Scotland on SundayA modern gothic thriller that draws on the author's own Highland childhood
—— Herald MagazineWith Pine, (Toon) … has passed the debut hurdle in striking style.
—— Harper's BazaarA haunting and heartbreakingly bewitching tale … Packed with folklore, magic and an eerie sense of foreboding every time you turn the page, Pine will captivate readers from the very first page
—— Her.ieA gothic stirring of folklore and legend
—— RTÉ GuideEerie and spell-binding
—— Irish ExaminerFrom the first page PINE casts a sense of slowly-rising unease that is completely compelling. It's both eerie and thrilling at once, and had me under its spell until the end
—— Sophie Mackintosh, author of THE WATER CUREAn atmospheric tale of memory and loss
—— Daily MirrorEerie and dark, you'll be mesmerised by this dramatic tale with its tightly-woven plot
—— WomanIf there's any doubt that the Gothic thriller is enjoying a boom, Francine Toon's debut should settle the matter. PINE, a moving study of memory and loss, is both spooky and tender; drenched in a sense of place and yet eerily timeless
—— Mick HerronCombines the Gothic sensibilities of Shirley Jackson with the psychologically astute suspense of Gillian Flynn ... will leave you gripped and transfixed
—— Sharlene Teo, author of PontiFrancine Toon's touching account of a flawed, yet tender, father-daughter relationship in PINE is all the more compelling against the starkly beautiful backdrop of the Scottish highlands
—— Livia Franchini, author of Shelf LifeA beautifully crafted gothic tale of isolation and not belonging. Thoroughly gripping and stunningly atmospheric
—— Lucie McKnight Hardy, author of Water Shall Refuse ThemAn atmospheric tale of memory and loss, movingly told through a child's eyes
—— Sunday Express MagazineA Pepysian romp of the first order
—— Independent RadarContinues in the same superior vein as Restoration… The fusion of such an engrossing character, and the minutiae of another time, remains a marvel
—— Daily TelegraphIn this evocative and beautifully drawn novel of family and loyalty in the face of an uncertain future Tremain continues the story of a wonderfully unique character
—— Hannah Britt , Daily ExpressHugely enjoyable
—— Reader's DigestMerivel’s hapless charm remains intact in this tour de force of literary technique
—— Sunday Telegraph (Seven)A sequel that looks back to the earlier novel without ever quite recapturing its spirit is the perfect form in which to evoke that feeling of having to carry on, and of trying to make yourself have fun even with it eventually begins to hurt
—— Colin Burrow , GuardianA marvelllously rollicking good read, and it is such a pleasure to meet Robert Merivel again. Rose Tremain brings the character to life in a way that makes you want to find out even more about the period. Enormously skilled and deft
—— Good Book Guide






