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Lentil Sorters
Nov 17, 2025 10:34 AM

Author:Jack Bernhardt,Vincent Franklin,Rebekah Staton,Full Cast

Lentil Sorters

Vincent Franklin, Rebekah Staton, Kieron Hodgkin and Julia Deakin star in four episodes of the BBC Radio 4 sitcom written by Jack Bernhardt.

Welcome to The Lentil Sorters, a sitcom set in the Office of Local & National Statistics which, depending on who you ask, is either where the real power of government resides, or the place where fun goes to die.

In 'Standard Deviation' the team uncover an unexpected statistical correlation between eyebrows, strawberries and dangerous dogs…

In 'Multiparameter Database Search' a database linking of Ribena and MI5 makes Graham reach for his Stress Cardigan.

In 'Researcher Bias' Daniel & Audrey fight over the Welfare State with the aid of a can of strong lager, a fake police uniform and a beloved British character actor.

And in '“False Positives' a stag do, a Stats Conference and a blood test all combine to make Graham’s life substantially worse.

With special guests Steve Brody, Phil Whelans, Charlie Quirke, Morgan Jones, and Jo Unwin as The Narrator. Written by Jack Bernhardt and produced by David Tyler. A Pozzitive Production for BBC Radio 4.

Reviews

All Passion Spent tells the marvellously cheering story of how, in widowhood, a conventional woman is finally able to defy her family

—— Guardian

Sackville-West writes simply wonderfully and many passages make me laugh out loud

—— Joanna Lumley

Heartening

—— Observer

Inspiring... Old age can be celebrated, not feared

—— Sunday Telegraph

Every page of this novel is a pleasure to read

—— The Times

Behind its lyrical prose is the idea of how important it is to lay claim to your own space, however late in life

—— Spectator

Sackville-West's wickedly funny All Passions Spent is her best novel by a mile... Superb

—— WI Life

A moving portrait of an old age in which something of the potential self can be recovered… Superb.

—— Jackie Wilkin , WI Life

It’s the ideal moment for those not acquainted with her work to read this engaging, memorable novel… Written in engaging prose that is crisp and witty and hums with vitality… it tells us the important truth that life can begin again at eighty-eight.

—— Stephen Joyce , Nudge

A rare example of an artful, comedic, deeply literary novel with the potential to become a fixture on bookshelves everywhere

—— Flavorwire

Ambitious… Champion storytelling… What makes the novel so enthralling is the intimate humanity of its characters… Throughout this mercurial novel, playing fast and loose with facts lets richer truths about the world emerge.

—— Washington Post

By turns intellectual and earthy, Enrigue’s fictionalized account of Renaissance Europe and 16th century Mexico is the best kind of history lesson: erudite without being stuffy, an entertaining work that incorporates the Counter-Reformation, the Spanish conquest of the Aztec empire, art history and even a grammar lesson on Spanish diminutives into one mesmerizing narrative.

—— San Francisco Chronicle

An absolute pleasure to read. It is an intriguing story and the interspersed historical aspects were fascinating and kept me interested throughout. The story is beautifully written but the manner in which the author described the tennis match was outstanding.

—— Jo Kirk , Nudge

This is one of those books that defies pigeonholing as a novel one of those that break the mould.

—— Winston's Dad

An outstanding translation by Natasha Wimmer. It is a suitably strange, light-footed but historically weighty construction that centers around a fake tennis match... It is a brilliant synthesis of art, history, religion, power politics, and—yes—tennis, a complex study of our world via the world that gave birth to modernity. It is much like an American postmodern book, except it is very different from, say, a Pynchon or a DeLillo since it is carried along by Álvaro's very Mexican wit and sensibility, as well as his own intuitive logic.

—— Scott Esposito , Bomb magazine

Sudden Death is very, very funny and it is unfailingly brilliant and I have no idea how to describe it - another one of its rare virtues. I might say it is about tennis, or history, or art, or absurdity, but more accurate would be to say, simply, that it’s essential reading

—— Rivka Galchen

Sudden Death is the best kind of puzzle, its elements so esoteric and wildly funny that readers will race through the book, wondering how Álvaro Enrigue will be able to pull a novel out of such an astonishing ball of string. But Enrigue absolutely does; and with brilliance and clarity and emotional warmth all the more powerful for its surreptitiousness

—— Lauren Groff, New York Times-bestselling author of Fates and Furies

Exuberantly intellectual… Enrigue transmutes the familiar, and shifts our awareness. Sudden Death is an original, transformative work

—— BBC.com

Beautifully rendered from the Spanish by 2666 translator Natasha Wimmer, Sudden Death is one of the most engaging, audacious, and flat-out fun works of fiction I've read in a while

—— Vice

Sudden Death is a unique object – tropical and transatlantic; hypermodern and antiquarian—a specialized literary instrument designed to resist the deadly certainties of universal history. But don’t let that confuse you. Sure, his method may be all playfulness and multiplicity, but Álvaro Enrigue is the most disabused novelist I know

—— Adam Thirlwell

A story of history plunging forward and the world at a defining moment. Rackets are raised; the court looms large. Finally a tale that truly defies the bounds of the novel

—— Enrique Vila-Matas

A full-fledged writer

—— Mario Vargas Llosa

The speculative weight of this novel is brilliant, intriguing. No less brilliant is its unreliable narration

—— El País

[Enrigue] belongs to many literary traditions at once and shows a great mastery of them all. . . . His novel belongs to Max Planck’s quantum universe rather than the relativistic universe of Albert Einstein: a world of coexisting fields in constant interaction and whose particles are created or destroyed in the same act

—— Carlos Fuentes

One of the best novels I’ve read all year… You’d be hard-pressed to find a book that was at once so bold in style and ambitious in structure and so much fun to read.

—— Jacques Testard , Guardian, Book of the Year

Sudden Death is fun and audacious and erudite.

—— Thump, Book of the Year

Sudden Death is a complex historical pageant of astonishing richness that portrays the imperial ambitions of Spain and the power struggle of the Italian states, the cultural clashes between the Catholic church and the people of the new world, the conflict between the creative arts and the dogmas of the time. It is also a history of tennis.

—— Alberto Manguel , Guardian

Fanciful, erudite, hilarious.

—— Sarah Churchwell , Guardian
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