Author:John O'Farrell

A doctor in America has just invented a 'sperm sorting machine'. At least that's what he claimed when his receptionist burst into the office to find him doing something peculiar with the Hoover attachment. Apparently the system used for separating the male and female sperm is remarkably simple. A sample is placed in the petri dish with a microscopic pile of household items on a tiny staircase. All the sperm that go straight past without picking anything up are obviously boys.
John O'Farrell's first collection of columns GLOBAL VILLAGE IDIOT was a huge success prompting fulsome praise from such major public figures as the Queen Mother, Roy Jenkins and Cardinal Hume. Sadly, since their deaths, their glowing endorsements cannot be officially verified. So here instead is another collection of funny, satirical essays on a hundred and one 21st century subjects. Read how the government plans to introduce 'Santa loans' that will leave school children £10,000 in debt for all the presents that used to be free from Father Christmas. Learn how the EU is being expanded to include Narnia. And did you know that American war planes now have a little sticker on the back saying 'How's my bombing?' with an 0800 number to call if they blow up any Muslim country in a discourteous of aggressive manner . . .
Acclaim for THIS IS YOUR LIFE:
'Excellently done...O'Farrell gives an extra squirm to the traditional English comedy of embarrassment'
'A splendid satire on our celebrity-hungry age'
—— Daily Mail'Very funny'
—— The TimesO'Farrell has scored a bullseye with this satirical salvo... Taps into Middle England's neuroses with terrific wit
—— The HeraldElegant novel ... Franck's great strength is her ability to place her characters in unenviable situations yet retain the reader's sympathy
—— Gordon Darroch , HeraldThere is a relentless sense of purpose about the complex, ever-shifting narrative that continually tests the reader
—— Eileen Battersby , Irish TimesHeart-rending
—— A. S. Byatt , GuardianIt is an admirable book and in its best passages is inspired and haunting
—— Jane Yager , Times Literary SupplementGenerations of women survive, most movingly, in the wreckage left by total war
—— Boyd Tonkin , IndependentBeautifully constructed... Franck has a remarkable ability to capture the nuances of human behaviour,and her subtle depiction of Helene's growing coldness, or "blindness", and the wider blindness of a society heading for disaster, is utterly compelling
—— Independent on SundayRead it and weep
—— http://lizzysiddal.wordpress.comWith its intriguing plot and strong characterisation, Julia Franck's novel depicts beautifully both personal and historical tragedies, and gives us a compelling portrait of a remarkable woman in difficult times
—— WBQA rich, affecting novel
—— David Evans , Independent on Sunday, Christmas round upKennedy is attuned to the shock of separation, as well as the pain ... Kennedy is adept at different types of stories
—— Leo Robson , ExpressA virtuoso of prose
—— London Review of BooksA L Kennedy's short stories are rare pearls, all seductive surface and dark depths
—— VogueWhat admirable richness and complexity
—— Jane Shilling , Evening StandardKennedy has such control over her material that it never overwhelms the reader or becomes showily gothic
—— Matt Thorne , Sunday TelegraphThere's no denying that these utterly controlled stories have a power, humanity, and even beauty of their own
—— Amber Pearson , Daily MailWhile What Becomes is not always an easy book to read, Kennedy's linguistic inventiveness, wild humour and compassion make it an unexpectedly joyful one
—— The London Review of BooksTwelve stories from the manic mistress of comically vitriolic observation
—— Angel Gurria-Quintana , Financial TimesSavour this book
—— Erica Wagner , The Times, Christmas BooksKennedy specialises in acute observations of thought... In this collection of short stories, she inhabits unhappy couples, lonely shopkeepers and strangers in hotel rooms to searing, painful and comic effect
—— Holly Kyte , Daily TelegraphA virtuoso performance...This is a collection of stories that will be re-reading exceptionally well, like an album of brilliant songs you keep wanting to hear again
—— Brandom Robshaw , Independent on SundayFunny and furious, Kennedy's tales of floundering marriages and domestic disappointment follow an anarchic path of their own
—— IndependentKennedy's superlative work always attracts admiration
—— Lesley McDowell , Herald






