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Global Village Idiot
Global Village Idiot
Nov 21, 2025 1:03 PM

Author:John O'Farrell

Global Village Idiot

'This week the first pet passports came into effect. Around the country dogs have been hopping into photo booths and trying to look as relaxed as possible, which is not easy when you know you're not allowed on the chair.'

Gathered here are the best of John O'Farrell's newspaper columns for the Guardian and the Independent which saw him win the coveted Best Columnist of the Year Award at the prestigious British Liars Awards. Among many other things, he claims that the only conviction in the Tory Party will be when Jeffrey Archer gets sent to prison; that scientists have created a genetically superior monkey which will advertise lapsang souchong instead of PG Tips; and that with the election of George W. Bush, the global village has finally got its own global village idiot.

Reviews

Very funny

—— The Times

A real insight into the celebrity world

—— OK!

Brilliantly bitchy

—— New!

Celebrity fans, want the perfect night in? Flick back those hair extensions, pull on the Juicy Couture trackie, then join Angel on her rocky ride to WAG central

—— Scottish Daily

Bleak House is the literati's favourite Dickens. It's one of the few stories that has modern resonance: the tale of a never-ending court case can be seen -if you squint -as the precursor of Kafka and Orwell

—— A.A. Gill

In addition to the usual range of Dickensian characters, scathing social observations and the first detective in British fiction, Bleak House features a murder, a frame-up for that murder, a child's tragic death, a character who dies by spontaneous combustion, a young beauty who loses her looks after catching smallpox, an opium addict and a secret love affair that produced an illegitimate child

—— Daily Mail

Dickens is huge - like the sky. Pick any page of Dickens and it's immediately recognizable as him, yet he might be doing social satire, or farce, or horror, or a psychological study of a murderer - or any combination of these

—— Susannah Clarke

Dickens has genius to vivify his observation

—— Spectator

He deals truly with human nature, which never can degrade; he takes up everything, good, bad, or indifferent, which he works up into a rich alluvial deposit.He is natural, and that never can be ridiculous

—— Quarterly Review

A love story (or rather several love stories), an oblique and engrossing mystery, but above all a story about language and its limitations

—— Sunday Telegraph

Ambitious and compelling

—— Sunday Times

In his latest novel, Parks demonstrates a seemingly effortless mastery of biochemistry...a fast paced thriller with sex and relationships at its heart

—— Jane Housham , The Guardian Saturday Review

Entirely convincing. He is a highly skilful writer and this is an absorbing story

—— Nick Rennison , Sunday Times

Parks competently handles the themes of secrecy and communication

—— Heather McRobie , Telegraph

This is Pratchett operating at the peak of his powers. Nation's often very funny, the characters are adorable, the plot intriguing... Nation is wryly hilarious throughout.

—— DeathRay

It's a wonderful story, by turns harrowing and triumphant, and Mau and Daphne are tremendously appealing characters. It's a book that can be read with great pleasure by young readers-and not a few of their parents, I suspect-as both a high-spirited yarn and a subtle examination of the risks and virtues of faith.

—— The New York Times

Gr 7-10-A tsunami has hit Mau's island home and washed away everyone he has known. Daphne is from the other side of the globe and is the sole survivor (or so she thinks) of a shipwreck on the island. The two come together and each of them brings wisdom, intelligence, and sense of humanity to their dire situation. An absorbing novel of survival and discovery liberally infused with Pratchett's trademark wit.

—— The School Library Journal

This culture clash comedy gives way to growing understanding and there is much to ponder on the merits of faith and tradition.

—— Wolverhampton Chronicle

... a unique, exhilarating tour de force

—— School Librarian

... a very funny and well-written story. The characters and plot are both imaginative and thought-provoking.

—— Calum Turner, Lochgilphead High , Teen Titles

A South Seas island adventure with an assured comic edge from Pratchett... This culture clash comedy gives way to growing understanding and there is much to ponder on the merits of faith and tradition.

—— Wolverhampton Chronicle

I think this is - just possibly -the best book Pratchett has ever written.

—— Michelle West , Fantasy and Science Fiction

This is a novel for all ages from (say) 11 to (say) 90, and its narrative exuberance will lure its younger readers to 'strange seas of thought'.

—— School Library Association

Pratchett writing at the height of his powers.

—— Carousel

A serious work, but one written with humour and a lightness of touch that embraces big questions...it is a book about the faith of our times.

—— INIS

Terry Pratchett's use of language here is funny and exciting. This book delivers adventure, philosophy and satire. Pratchett has written of a very different world from his Discworld series. This is one of the cleverest novels I have read in years.

—— Newsademic.com

Nation is a modern tale of enlightenment that can be enjoyed by teenagers and aduls alike. An exceptional read, highly recommended.

—— Joesphine Brady , Classroom (NATE)

An ebullient and entertaining novel of ideas.

—— Julia Eccleshare , The Guardian

Nation, published in 2008 (this year's award catchment runs from August 2008-September 2009), is an extraordinarily complicated tale about God, tradition and loss. Yet it is told with beautiful simplicity and rollicking readability.

—— Andrew Johnson , The Independent

Funny and profound, Nation is much more than an adventure story, pitting reason against religion and offering an alternative perspective on world history and culture.

—— Time Out

As Pratchett says: "Thinking. This book contains some. Whether you try it at home is up to you." His wit is on every page; his world surpasses ours, his writing is weird and wonderful. No, weirdly wonderful. It is gripping but put the book down to ponder the thoughts inside to unearth a parallel universe. Terry Pratchett is worth more than his idiom; his teachings contain more philosophical thought than I would have ever thought possible.

—— Sian Reilly (aged 13) , Sunday Express
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