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Doctor Who: The Blood Cell (12th Doctor novel)
Doctor Who: The Blood Cell (12th Doctor novel)
Nov 16, 2025 12:07 AM

Author:James Goss

Doctor Who: The Blood Cell (12th Doctor novel)

“Release the Doctor – or the killing will start.”

An asteroid in the furthest reaches of space – the most secure prison for the most dangerous of criminals. The Governor is responsible for the cruellest murderers so he’s not impressed by the arrival of the man they’re calling the most dangerous criminal in the quadrant. Or, as he prefers to be known, the Doctor.

But when the new prisoner immediately sets about trying to escape, and keeps trying, the Governor sets out to find out why.

Who is the Doctor and what’s he really doing here? And who is the young woman who comes every day to visit him, only to be turned away by the guards?

When the killing finally starts, the Governor begins to get his answers…

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Elisa Albert’s brilliant new novel…It’s obscene, reckless, vicious, hilarious and above all real…it ought to be as essential as ‘The Red Badge of Courage.’…Albert has inherited the house Grace Paley built, with its narrow doorways just wide enough for wit and tragedy and blistering, exasperated love.

—— New York Times Book Review

Albert has given us a portrait of modern motherhood that will provide insight for some and provoke others. For others still, in its quieter moments, as it reaches for an honest way to talk about birth, it will be like that big old bell ringing in them, a reading process of recognition and reunion

—— Rozalind Dineen , Guardian

A voluptuous, hilarious, scaldingly and exhilaratingly honest account of new motherhood, emotional exile, and the complex romance of female friendship. I'm a huge Elisa Albert fan, and in her latest she has perfected a tonal pivot that whips the reader from laughter to revelation in a sentence.

—— Karen Russell

After Birth is a fast-talking, opinionated, moody, funny and slightly desperate account of the attempt to recover from having a baby. it is a romp through dangerous waters, in which passages of hilarity are shadowed by the dark nights of earliest motherhood, those months so tremulous with both new love and the despairing loss of one's identity - to read it is an absorbing, entertaining, and thought-provoking experience..

—— Lydia Davis

A novel piercingly honest and funny, written from the heart, that takes us through a journey of physical trauma and psychological truth.

—— Xiaolu Guo

An entertaining take on the vicissitudes of female friendship

—— Carmela Ciuraru , New York Times

This explosive, angry, hilarious novel is the most accurate description of having a baby that I have read

—— Kate Saunders , The Times

Captures our time with bracing, propulsive energy and brilliant honesty...Albert creates a deeply resonant and empathetic reading experience...exhilarating...Albert is virtuosic in capturing and maintaining barely concealed fury.

—— Jessica Roake , Washington Post

A deep, funny novel about the terrors and exhilarations of love in all its forms. Elisa Albert writes with startling clarity and furious wit about marriage, motherhood and friendship, illuminating these familiar landscapes with lightening flashes of illumination.

—— Jenny Offill

Bukowski wrote that he preferred people who scream when they burn, and nobody burns, or screams, like Elisa Albert - a fiercely intelligent, dark and funny woman unafraid of her own anger.

—— Shalom Auslander

visceral...the novel lands plenty of shocks through Albert's caustic presentation of the battleground of giving birth and society's patronisingly anti-feminist treatment of mothers

—— Sunday Times

A visceral, raw, no-holds-barred account of the assault on the self that is first-time motherhood, this had me wincing (and laughing) in recognition. It’s very, very funny

—— Bookseller

Outrageous, funny and visceral

—— Viv Groskop , Red

This book takes your essay about 'likeable female characters', writes FUCK YOU on it in menstrual blood, then sets it on fire. Then sets YOU on fire! Then giggles, then makes s'mores over your smouldering corpse.

—— Emily Gould

With After Birth, Elisa Albert has proven herself to be not only one of our most important novelists, but one of our most honest feminists. Darkly funny and impossibly wise, Albert creates a visceral sense of entrapment, a spot-on account of life as a woman. After Birth is dangerous, gripping, and essential - The Bell Jar of our time.

—— Diana Spechler

Challenging, humorous and – tentatively – uplifting, it goes far beyond the usual explorations of what it is to be a mother

—— New Statesman

Albert has made a novel that approaches depression and maternal anxiety with candid honesty, transforming writing on motherhood forever

—— Aaron Calvin , AskMen UK

A hilarious, honest, and eye-opening book, this is a must have for any new mum or mum-to-be

—— Mummy Pages

Funny and heartfelt

—— i (The paper for today)

Really good books have a way of transporting the reader to places they'd never normally go to, opening their eyes to experiences and isssues they wouldn't otherwise consider. Meera Syal does all this and more. A beautifully written novel about female friendship, surrogacy and the problems of late parenthood.

—— Eastern Eye

Rich, sensual, earthy and utterly unforced. I was transported.

—— MICHAEL ATTENBOROUGH, CBE

Alive with malice and grace, this is a taut tale reminiscent of the nightmares of Patricia Highsmith

—— MrsD-Daily

Prey and predators circle in lush southeast Asian settings that gleam with Osborne’s dazzling skill as a travel-writer

—— Peter Kemp , Sunday Times

It shines with intrigue, with investigations into the nature of the non-rational, and evil, wrapped up in taught plotting

—— Arifa Akbar , Independent

One of Britain’s most accomplished novelists.

—— Ed Cumming , Observer

An ingenious and atmospheric novel.

—— Simon Shaw , Mail on Sunday

Lawrence Osborne is an experienced, competent author with an impressive knowledge of Asia… Comparisons with Graham Greene seem to be generously offered by other reviewers and I’ve already alluded to Conrad and a Patricia Highsmith yet my impression is that Mr. Osborne has a style all of his own.

—— Gill Chedgey , Nudge

McCarthy has put his finger on something, and he’s nailed it very precisely. It’s how we live now. All the information we process every day. What it’s doing to us.

—— William Leith , Evening Standard
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