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Death of an Unsigned Band
Death of an Unsigned Band
Jan 16, 2026 3:01 AM

Author:Tim Thornton

Death of an Unsigned Band

Being an unsigned band isn't a situation - it's a mental illness. Few people realise they're suffering from this affliction. Russell Groom knows, and he wants to change things fast. But Russell doesn't fit the traditional rock-star mould, and his woefully unexceptional band are headed nowhere, inhabiting a world of cramped and sweaty rehearsal rooms, crap day jobs, empty gigs and interminable trips down the A303 to dodgy festival slots in Wiltshire. Enter Josh - the enigmatic and arrogant son of a successful record producer - with an offer it's impossible to refuse...

Tim Thornton's new novel is a hilarious fly-on-the-wall trip round the outskirts of the music industry, with a valuable lesson: unsigned bands never become signed bands. They have to die first.

Reviews

So real you can smell the sound man, see the promoter sneaking out without paying you and hear JJ72... a truly compelling read

—— Word

Hilariously charts the dismal lows of a struggling band

—— Henry Sutton , Daily Mirror

Fun, shambling...well-told

—— Big Issue

Really funny... Writing about bands could slip into pompous theorising, but this does what all good books should do, which is concentrate on the personalities

—— Alexandra Heminsley , 6Music

a funny and touching read about a struggling rock band

—— Stylist

Hilarious, bittersweet, and like the epic powerballad the band sometimes ends on, ultimately triumphant

—— Nikesh Shukla , Booktrust

a cleverly written and entertaining read'

—— The Bookbag

For those of us who suspect all the mysteries of life are contained in the microcosm of the family, that personal relationships prefigure all else, the work of Jane Austen is the Rosetta Stone of literature

—— Anna Quindlen

How could these novels ever seem remote...the gaiety is unextinguished today, the irony has kept its bite, the reasoning is still sweet, the sparkle undiminished, as comedies they are irresistibly and as nearly flawless as any fiction could be

—— Eudora Welty

That young lady has a talent for describing the involvements of feelings and characters of ordinary life which is to me the most wonderful I ever met with

—— Sir Walter Scott

The most perfect, the most characteristic, the most eminently quintessential of its author's works

—— George Saintsbury (1894)

These tightly compressed short stories are deft portraits of people under extreme pressure, delivered with a surreal perspective that oddly serves to compound their power...her writing is superb: almost every word in this flinty, almost unbearably sad collection matters

—— Metro

It's a testament to her talent and her humanity that these broken lives are life-affirming in the way that only good art can be

—— Laura Tennant , New Statesman

Kennedy is attuned to the shock of separation, as well as the pain ... Kennedy is adept at different types of stories

—— Leo Robson , Express

A virtuoso of prose

—— London Review of Books

A L Kennedy's short stories are rare pearls, all seductive surface and dark depths

—— Vogue

What admirable richness and complexity

—— Jane Shilling , Evening Standard

Kennedy has such control over her material that it never overwhelms the reader or becomes showily gothic

—— Matt Thorne , Sunday Telegraph

There's no denying that these utterly controlled stories have a power, humanity, and even beauty of their own

—— Amber Pearson , Daily Mail

While What Becomes is not always an easy book to read, Kennedy's linguistic inventiveness, wild humour and compassion make it an unexpectedly joyful one

—— The London Review of Books

Twelve stories from the manic mistress of comically vitriolic observation

—— Angel Gurria-Quintana , Financial Times

Savour this book

—— Erica Wagner , The Times, Christmas Books

Kennedy specialises in acute observations of thought... In this collection of short stories, she inhabits unhappy couples, lonely shopkeepers and strangers in hotel rooms to searing, painful and comic effect

—— Holly Kyte , Daily Telegraph

A virtuoso performance...This is a collection of stories that will be re-reading exceptionally well, like an album of brilliant songs you keep wanting to hear again

—— Brandom Robshaw , Independent on Sunday

Funny and furious, Kennedy's tales of floundering marriages and domestic disappointment follow an anarchic path of their own

—— Independent

Kennedy's superlative work always attracts admiration

—— Lesley McDowell , Herald
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