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Clarkson on Cars
Dec 27, 2025 3:59 PM

Author:Jeremy Clarkson

Clarkson on Cars

Jeremy Clarkson gets under the bonnet in Clarkson on Cars - a collection of his motoring journalism.

Jeremy Clarkson has been driving cars, writing about them and occasionally voicing his opinions on the BBC's Top Gear for twenty years.

No one in the business is taller.

In this collection of classic Clarkson, stretching back to the mid-1980s, he's pulled together the car columns and stories with which he made his name. As coal mines closed and house prices exploded to a soundtrack of men in make-up playing synthesizers, Jeremy was already waxing lyrical on topics as useful and diverse as:

* The perils of bicycle ownership

* Why Australians - not Brits - need bull bars

* Why soon only geriatrics will be driving BMWs

* The difficultly of deciding on the best car for your wedding

* Why Jesus's dad would have owned a Nissan Bluebird

* And why it is that bus lanes cause traffic jams

Irreverent, damn funny and offensive to almost everyone, this is writing with its foot to the floor, the brake lines cut and the speed limit smashed to smithereens. Sit back and enjoy the ride.

Praise for Jeremy Clarkson:

'Brilliant . . . laugh-out-loud' Daily Telegraph

'Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches' Time Out

'Very funny . . . I cracked up laughing on the tube' Evening Standard

Reviews

Brilliant...laugh-out-loud

—— Daily Telegraph

Outrageously funny...will have you in stitches

—— Time Out

Very funny...I cracked up laughing on the tube

—— Evening Standard

Joyful, exuberant, incisive, and terrifically queer. Camp is a romcom with bite and heart, one that examines the walls we build around ourselves - and promises us we have the power to tear them down. This is literary wizardry.

—— Adib Khorram, author of Darius the Great is Not Okay

A powerful, yet nuanced, illustration of every queer person's struggle with identity, presented in Rosen's trademark blend of levity and wit. Charming and clever, this story simply sparkles.

—— Phil Stamper, author of The Gravity of Us

A drag act that plays with compassion and camp

—— Kirkus

Camp tells a story I wish a teenage me could have lived. It took me back and allowed me to explore a place where a younger, queer me would have been safe. I love how L.C. Rosen has intertwined small moments of LGBT+ education and history whilst telling an adorable, funny and relatable story. Sweet, meaningful and at points sassy, Camp is a book for young gay adults who are ready for exploration.

—— Olly Pike, Pop'n'Olly

The trouble with being young and LGBTQIA is that you're trying to be yourself while the rest of the world is intent on turning you into someone else. With wit, warmth, and heart, Rosen deftly skewers stereotypes while acknowledging that, for some, conforming means safety. CAMP is a frank, funny and thoughtful look at teenage identity, sexuality and sensuality with vibrant characters you'll root for all the way. A bang up-to-date Judy Blume teenage rom-com for the inclusive, switched-on generation.

—— Justin Myer, aka The Guyliner

A super sweet LGBTQ+ romantic comedy . . . Great fun and left me with a warm smile

—— Gscene Magazine

There are a couple of first novels that I've been intrigued enough by their publicists to set on my personal hope-to-read pile: Eley Williams's The Liar's Dictionary

—— Sam Leith , Times Literary Supplement

We are [...] surrounded by Williams's playful prose, with wordplay and portmanteaus aplenty [...] An inventive, comic novel, which has already drawn comparisons to Wodehouse and Waugh

—— Radio Times

Eley Williams's fiction is all about love, but its style is shy and abashed ... The whydunit strand is nifty: there's a twist I didn't expect. But the pleasures are linguistic. There are numerous digressions into words and their afterlives ... It's fascinating ... The emotional weft is exquisite. Echoes in language, both verbal and body, pass between eras with subtlety. The Liar's Dictionary is a dextrous handling of two mysteries at once: a malfeasance, which ends up solved, and the problem of love, which does not.

—— Sunday Telegraph

Sparkling first lines are things to cherish, and Eley Williams's opener to The Liar's Dictionary is a doozy. "David spoke to me for three minutes without realising I had a whole egg in my mouth". If, like me, that's a sentence that immediately makes you smile, then this is a book for you ... The Liar's Dictionary is a wondrous, multi-faceted novel. It's an absurdist flight of fancy full of funny lines and set pieces that put me in the mind of the films of Wes Anderson. It's also a joyous celebration of language and a touching human story about how people try to leave their mark on the world. Highly recommended.

—— Will Gore , Spectator

The Liar's Dictionary takes evident delight in his coinages, and is littered with similar misalignments that don't fully fit the lying label [...] Characteristically nimble and rippling and alert to the uneasiness of "tying things up", despite being a book about books that order and categorise, The Liar's Dictionary lets its characters stray off the page at its close.

—— Splice

Her first novel offers further adventures in love and language, taking us deep into the world of lexicography ...Invented words are her way into those ever-fertile debates about how far language should be fixed or constantly remade ... In Williams's writing, the simple words and actions don't invalidate or override the hesitant, sidelong or circumlocutory ones: she is keen to make room for them all ... A warm, intricate novel shaped by a powerfully humane and uncoercive intelligence. It's a book of big ideas in a minor key. Sceptical about grand visions, it is also resistant to conclusion.

—— Alexandra Harris , Guardian

Eley Williams burst on to the literary scene in 2017 with her beguilingly imaginative collection of tales ... The Liar's Dictionary became one of the hotly anticipated debuts of 2020 ... It does not disappoint ... Really compelling ... Where Williams really excels - other than in the assiduity with which she tests the power of language to articulate the world - is, on the one hand, in affectingly light-touched descriptions of tenderness and love, and, on the other, in the surreal rendering of comic scenes ... A comic tour de force ... Choreographed to perfection ... The intensity of Eley Williams's imaginative vision - her capacity to tease the extraordinary from the ordinary - and her characteristically playful...always warm prose single her out as one of the most promising young British writers to emerge in the last few years.

—— Financial Times

An unimboxable cheeriosity

—— Saga Magazine

A remarkable novel ... Original and often very funny, The Liar's Dictionary is an offbeat exploration of both the delights of language and its limitations.

—— Sunday Times

"A dictionary as an unreliable narrator" is a device used here in clever ways ... Those familiar with Williams's writing won't be surprised to find that her characters are also in love with words ... Williams's sentences rarely stall; they move between conventional and innovative forms, and her novel is no less original for that.

—— Times Literary Supplement

The Liar's Dictionary by Eley Williams (William Heinemann), which continues the lexicographical playfulness of her short stories, is a singularly charming jeu d'esprit about two people a century apart doing the difficult, essential work of defining words and defining themselves.

—— The Guardian

[I]t's a sunny, breezy smile of a book [...] it's a lovely, lovely book which we read in a single sitting. If you liked The Surgeon of Crowthorne or even Leonard and Hungry Paul we think you'll get an almighty kick out of this. Max Porter described Williams' debut Attrib, thus "I love it in a way I usually reserve for people" - we feel the same way about The Liar's Dictionary.

—— Bookmunch

With its historical and contemporary settings, rounded relatable characters, and a plot to which one could even give spoilers, [...] The Liar's Dictionary is recognisably a Proper Novel. [...] The tricky courtship of word and world, and how a book might hold a world, is essentially the theme of all dictionary fiction. The Liar's Dictionary, an invaluable additionto that odd canon, ends up - I think - being all about one word, one that James Joyce (an encyclopaediac himself) called "the word known to all," the word love.

—— The Quietus

[A] wry, charming debut novel ... Ruminating on and revelling in the English language, this warm-hearted novel is a thoughtful, funny delight.

—— Tatler

If searching for the answers to human uncertainties by crystallising them in definitions is 'like trapping butterflies under glass,' the beating of Williams' words against the pages is anything but: these words are playfully free.

—— Totally Dublin

Filled with humour and sparkling moments of insight, it's a book that celebrates the delights of language whilst the characters struggle to find their place in the world that exists beyond word definitions.

—— Citizen Femme
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