Author:Caspar Lee,Emily Riordan Lee
This is a book about me.
Unfortunately, I didn't write it - my mum did. WTF!
Let me tell you now that 98% of it is total lies. Actually, I'm pretty sure this book is illegal. So if you've bought it, you've basically supported a criminal. How does that feel?
I think she's getting me back for my first day in this world when I mayyy have tried to kill her. She won't not be able to mention that . . . You might also find out about my first day at school, why my head is so massive, how I've always been a hit with the ladies and other things like that.
You know, important stuff.
Anyway, I found the book at the printer and you'll see I've corrected some of her most outrageous lies.
So, you know, enjoy. Just remember only the bits that make me look good are true . . .
It is a tremendous achievement to incorporate so much understanding and explanation into a cracking good story. I found it a vivid and startling book
—— The School LibrarianOne of the funniest recent publications . . . Written with the energetic, breathless, non-stop gusto of the main character
—— Financial TimesIts wit, verve and strong story make it a fascinating read
—— TES[This] could easily become required reading for anyone who works or lives with children and for any child who enjoys brilliant comic writing tinged with the poignancy of reality
—— The BooksellerThe reader will quickly be engaged by the gritty honesty of this character who has a great deal of moral courage . . . Joey Pigza stays with you long after the last page has turned
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