Brother Lustig

by The Brothers Grimm

　　There was one on a time a great war, and when it came to an end,many soldiers were discharged. Then Brother Lustig also received hisdismissal, and besides that, nothing but a small loaf of contract-bread,and four kreuzers in money, with which he departed. St. Peter had,however, placed himself in his way in the shape of a poor beggar,and when Brother Lustig came up, he begged alms of him. Brother Lustigreplied, "Dear beggar-man, what am I to give you? I have been a soldier,and have received my dismissal, and have nothing but this little loafof contract-bread, and four kreuzers of money; when that is gone,I shall have to beg as well as you. Still I will give you something."Thereupon he divided the loaf into four parts, and gave the apostle oneof them, and a kreuzer likewise. St. Peter thanked him, went onwards,and threw himself again in the soldier's way as a beggar, but in anothershape; and when he came up begged a gift of him as before. BrotherLustig spoke as he had done before, and again gave him a quarter ofthe loaf and one kreuzer. St. Peter thanked him, and went onwards,but for the third time placed himself in another shape as a beggar onthe road, and spoke to Brother Lustig. Brother Lustig gave him also thethird quarter of bread and the third kreuzer. St. Peter thanked him,and Brother Lustig went onwards, and had but a quarter of the loaf, andone kreuzer. With that he went into an inn, ate the bread, and orderedone kreuzer's worth of beer. When he had had it, he journeyed onwards,and then St. Peter, who had assumed the appearance of a dischargedsoldier, met and spoke to him thus: "Good day, comrade, canst thou notgive me a bit of bread, and a kreuzer to get a drink?" "Where am I toprocure it?" answered Brother Lustig; "I have been discharged, and Igot nothing but a loaf of ammunition-bread and four kreuzers in money. Imet three beggars on the road, and I gave each of them a quarter of mybread, and one kreuzer. The last quarter I ate in the inn, and had adrink with the last kreuzer. Now my pockets are empty, and if thou alsohast nothing we can go a-begging together." "No," answered St. Peter,"we need not quite do that. I know a little about medicine, and I willsoon earn as much as I require by that." "Indeed," said Brother Lustig,"I know nothing of that, so I must go and beg alone." "Just come withme," said St. Peter, "and if I earn anything, thou shalt have half ofit." "All right," said Brother Lustig, so they went away together.

　　Then they came to a peasant's house inside which they heard loudlamentations and cries; so they went in, and there the husband was lyingsick unto death, and very near his end, and his wife was crying andweeping quite loudly. "Stop that howling and crying," said St. Peter,"I will make the man well again," and he took a salve out of hispocket, and healed the sick man in a moment, so that he could get up,and was in perfect health. In great delight the man and his wife said,"How can we reward you? What shall we give you?" But St. Peter would takenothing, and the more the peasant folks offered him, the more he refused.Brother Lustig, however, nudged St. Peter, and said, "Take something;sure enough we are in need of it." At length the woman brought a lamb andsaid to St. Peter that he really must take that, but he would not. ThenBrother Lustig gave him a poke in the side, and said, "Do take it, youstupid fool; we are in great want of it!" Then St. Peter said at last,"Well, I will take the lamb, but I won't carry it; if thou wilt insiston having it, thou must carry it." "That is nothing," said BrotherLustig. "I will easily carry it," and took it on his shoulder. Then theydeparted and came to a wood, but Brother Lustig had begun to feel thelamb heavy, and he was hungry, so he said to St. Peter, "Look, that'sa good place, we might cook the lamb there, and eat it." "As you like,"answered St. Peter, "but I can't have anything to do with the cooking;if thou wilt cook, there is a kettle for thee, and in the meantime I willwalk about a little until it is ready. Thou must, however, not begin toeat until I have come back, I will come at the right time." "Well, go,then," said Brother Lustig, "I understand cookery, I will manage it." ThenSt. Peter went away, and Brother Lustig killed the lamb, lighted a fire,threw the meat into the kettle, and boiled it. The lamb was, however,quite ready, and the apostle Peter had not come back, so Brother Lustigtook it out of the kettle, cut it up, and found the heart. "That is saidto be the best part," said he, and tasted it, but at last he ate it allup. At length St. Peter returned and said, "Thou mayst eat the wholeof the lamb thyself, I will only have the heart, give me that." ThenBrother Lustig took a knife and fork, and pretended to look anxiouslyabout amongst the lamb's flesh, but not to be able to find the heart,and at last he said abruptly, "There is none here." "But where can itbe?" said the apostle. "I don't know," replied Brother Lustig, "but look,what fools we both are, to seek for the lamb's heart, and neither ofus to remember that a lamb has no heart!" "Oh," said St. Peter, "thatis something quite new! Every animal has a heart, why is a lamb to havenone?" "No, be assured, my brother," said Brother Lustig, "that a lambhas no heart; just consider it seriously, and then you will see that itreally has none." "Well, it is all right," said St. Peter, "if there isno heart, then I want none of the lamb; thou mayst eat it alone." "WhatI can't eat now, I will carry away in my knapsack," said Brother Lustig,and he ate half the lamb, and put the rest in his knapsack.

　　They went farther, and then St. Peter caused a great stream of waterto flow right across their path, and they were obliged to pass throughit. Said St. Peter, "Do thou go first." "No," answered Brother Lustig,"thou must go first," and he thought, "if the water is too deep I willstay behind." Then St. Peter strode through it, and the water justreached to his knee. So Brother Lustig began to go through also, but thewater grew deeper and reached to his throat. Then he cried, "Brother,help me!" St. Peter said, "Then wilt thou confess that thou hast eatenthe lamb's heart?" "No," said he, "I have not eaten it." Then the watergrew deeper still and rose to his mouth. "Help me, brother," cried thesoldier. St. Peter said, "Then wilt thou confess that thou hast eatenthe lamb's heart?" "No," he replied, "I have not eaten it." St. Peter,however, would not let him be drowned, but made the water sink and helpedhim through it.

　　Then they journeyed onwards, and came to a kingdom where they heardthat the King's daughter lay sick unto death. "Hollo, brother!" saidthe soldier to St. Peter, "this is a chance for us; if we can healher we shall be provided for, for life!" But St. Peter was not halfquick enough for him, "Come, lift your legs, my dear brother," said he,"that we may get there in time." But St. Peter walked slower and slower,though Brother Lustig did all he could to drive and push him on, andat last they heard that the princess was dead. "Now we are done for!"said Brother Lustig; "that comes of thy sleepy way of walking!" "Justbe quiet," answered St. Peter, "I can do more than cure sick people;I can bring dead ones to life again." "Well, if thou canst do that,"said Brother Lustig, "it's all right, but thou shouldst earn at leasthalf the kingdom for us by that." Then they went to the royal palace,where every one was in great grief, but St. Peter told the King that hewould restore his daughter to life. He was taken to her, and said, "Bringme a kettle and some water," and when that was brought, he bade everyonego out, and allowed no one to remain with him but Brother Lustig. Thenhe cut off all the dead girl's limbs, and threw them in the water,lighted a fire beneath the kettle, and boiled them. And when the fleshhad fallen away from the bones, he took out the beautiful white bones,and laid them on a table, and arranged them together in their naturalorder. When he had done that, he stepped forward and said three times,"In the name of the holy Trinity, dead woman, arise." And at the thirdtime, the princess arose, living, healthy and beautiful. Then the Kingwas in the greatest joy, and said to St. Peter, "Ask for thy reward; evenif it were half my kingdom, I would give it thee." But St. Peter said,"I want nothing for it." "Oh, thou tomfool!" thought Brother Lustig tohimself, and nudged his comrade's side, and said, "Don't be so stupid! Ifthou hast no need of anything, I have." St. Peter, however, would havenothing, but as the King saw that the other would very much like to havesomething, he ordered his treasurer to fill Brother Lustig's knapsackwith gold. Then they went on their way, and when they came to a forest,St. Peter said to Brother Lustig, "Now, we will divide the gold." "Yes,"he replied, "we will." So St. Peter divided the gold, and divided itinto three heaps. Brother Lustig thought to himself, "What craze hashe got in his head now? He is making three shares, and there are onlytwo of us!" But St. Peter said, "I have divided it exactly; there isone share for me, one for thee, and one for him who ate the lamb's heart."

　　"Oh, I ate that!" replied Brother Lustig, and hastily swept up thegold. "You may trust what I say." "But how can that be true," saidSt. Peter, "when a lamb has no heart?" "Eh, what, brother, what can yoube thinking of? Lambs have hearts like other animals, why should only theyhave none?" "Well, so be it," said St. Peter, "keep the gold to yourself,but I will stay with you no longer; I will go my way alone." "As you like,dear brother," answered Brother Lustig. "Farewell."

　　Then St. Peter went a different road, but Brother Lustig thought,"It is a good thing that he has taken himself off, he is certainly astrange saint, after all." Then he had money enough, but did not knowhow to manage it, squandered it, gave it away, and and when some timehad gone by, once more had nothing. Then he arrived in a certain countrywhere he heard that a King's daughter was dead. "Oh, ho!" thought he,"that may be a good thing for me; I will bring her to life again, and seethat I am paid as I ought to be." So he went to the King, and offeredto raise the dead girl to life again. Now the King had heard that adischarged soldier was traveling about and bringing dead persons tolife again, and thought that Brother Lustig was the man; but as he hadno confidence in him, he consulted his councillors first, who said thathe might give it a trial as his daughter was dead. Then Brother Lustigordered water to be brought to him in a kettle, bade every one go out,cut the limbs off, threw them in the water and lighted a fire beneath,just as he had seen St. Peter do. The water began to boil, the flesh felloff, and then he took the bones out and laid them on the table, but he didnot know the order in which to lay them, and placed them all wrong and inconfusion. Then he stood before them and said, "In the name of the mostholy Trinity, dead maiden, I bid thee arise," and he said this thrice,but the bones did not stir. So he said it thrice more, but also in vain:"Confounded girl that you are, get up!" cried he, "Get up, or it shallbe worse for you!" When he had said that, St. Peter suddenly appeared inhis former shape as a discharged soldier; he entered by the window andsaid, "Godless man, what art thou doing? How can the dead maiden arise,when thou hast thrown about her bones in such confusion?" "Dear brother,I have done everything to the best of my ability," he answered. "Thisonce, I will help thee out of thy difficulty, but one thing I tell thee,and that is that if ever thou undertakest anything of the kind again, itwill be the worse for thee, and also that thou must neither demand noraccept the smallest thing from the King for this!" Thereupon St. Peterlaid the bones in their right order, said to the maiden three times,"In the name of the most holy Trinity, dead maiden, arise," and theKing's daughter arose, healthy and beautiful as before. Then St. Peterwent away again by the window, and Brother Lustig was rejoiced to findthat all had passed off so well, but was very much vexed to think thatafter all he was not to take anything for it. "I should just like toknow," thought he, "what fancy that fellow has got in his head, forwhat he gives with one hand he takes away with the other there is nosense whatever in it!" Then the King offered Brother Lustig whatsoeverhe wished to have, but he did not dare to take anything; however, byhints and cunning, he contrived to make the King order his knapsack tobe filled with gold for him, and with that he departed. When he got out,St. Peter was standing by the door, and said, "Just look what a man thouart; did I not forbid thee to take anything, and there thou hast thyknapsack full of gold!" "How can I help that," answered Brother Lustig,"if people will put it in for me?" "Well, I tell thee this, that ifever thou settest about anything of this kind again thou shalt sufferfor it!" "Eh, brother, have no fear, now I have money, why should Itrouble myself with washing bones?" "Faith," said St. Peter, "the goldwill last a long time! In order that after this thou mayst never treadin forbidden paths, I will bestow on thy knapsack this property, namely,that whatsoever thou wishest to have inside it, shall be there. Farewell,thou wilt now never see me more." "Good-bye," said Brother Lustig, andthought to himself, "I am very glad that thou hast taken thyself off,thou strange fellow; I shall certainly not follow thee." But of themagical power which had been bestowed on his knapsack, he thought no more.

　　Brother Lustig travelled about with his money, and squandered and wastedwhat he had as before. When at last he had no more than four kreuzers,he passed by an inn and thought, "The money must go," and ordered threekreuzers' worth of wine and one kreuzer's worth of bread for himself. Ashe was sitting there drinking, the smell of roast goose made its way tohis nose. Brother Lustig looked about and peeped, and saw that the hosthad two geese standing in the oven. Then he remembered that his comradehad said that whatsoever he wished to have in his knapsack should bethere, so he said, "Oh, ho! I must try that with the geese." So hewent out, and when he was outside the door, he said, "I wish those tworoasted geese out of the oven and in my knapsack," and when he had saidthat, he unbuckled it and looked in, and there they were inside it. "Ah,that's right!" said he, "now I am a made man!" and went away to a meadowand took out the roast meat. When he was in the midst of his meal,two journeymen came up and looked at the second goose, which was notyet touched, with hungry eyes. Brother Lustig thought to himself, "Oneis enough for me," and called the two men up and said, "Take the goose,and eat it to my health." They thanked him, and went with it to the inn,ordered themselves a half bottle of wine and a loaf, took out the goosewhich had been given them, and began to eat. The hostess saw them andsaid to her husband, "Those two are eating a goose; just look and seeif it is not one of ours, out of the oven." The landlord ran thither,and behold the oven was empty! "What!" cried he, "you thievish crew,you want to eat goose as cheap as that? Pay for it this moment; or I willwash you well with green hazel-sap." The two said, "We are no thieves, adischarged soldier gave us the goose, outside there in the meadow." "Youshall not throw dust in my eyes that way! the soldier was here but hewent out by the door, like an honest fellow. I looked after him myself;you are the thieves and shall pay!" But as they could not pay, he tooka stick, and cudgeled them out of the house.

　　Brother Lustig went his way and came to a place where there was amagnificent castle, and not far from it a wretched inn. He went tothe inn and asked for a night's lodging, but the landlord turned himaway, and said, "There is no more room here, the house is full of nobleguests." "It surprises me that they should come to you and not go to thatsplendid castle," said Brother Lustig. "Ah, indeed," replied the host,"but it is no slight matter to sleep there for a night; no one who hastried it so far, has ever come out of it alive."

　　"If others have tried it," said Brother Lustig, "I will try it too."

　　"Leave it alone," said the host, "it will cost you your neck." "It won'tkill me at once," said Brother Lustig, "just give me the key, and somegood food and wine." So the host gave him the key, and food and wine,and with this Brother Lustig went into the castle, enjoyed his supper,and at length, as he was sleepy, he lay down on the ground, for there wasno bed. He soon fell asleep, but during the night was disturbed by a greatnoise, and when he awoke, he saw nine ugly devils in the room, who hadmade a circle, and were dancing around him. Brother Lustig said, "Well,dance as long as you like, but none of you must come too close." But thedevils pressed continually nearer to him, and almost stepped on his facewith their hideous feet. "Stop, you devils' ghosts," said he, but theybehaved still worse. Then Brother Lustig grew angry, and cried, "Hola! butI will soon make it quiet," and got the leg of a chair and struck out intothe midst of them with it. But nine devils against one soldier were stilltoo many, and when he struck those in front of him, the others seized himbehind by the hair, and tore it unmercifully. "Devils' crew," cried he,"it is getting too bad, but wait. Into my knapsack, all nine of you!" Inan instant they were in it, and then he buckled it up and threw it intoa corner. After this all was suddenly quiet, and Brother Lustig lay downagain, and slept till it was bright day. Then came the inn-keeper, and thenobleman to whom the castle belonged, to see how he had fared; but whenthey perceived that he was merry and well they were astonished, and asked,"Have the spirits done you no harm, then?" "The reason why they have not,"answered Brother Lustig, "is because I have got the whole nine of themin my knapsack! You may once more inhabit your castle quite tranquilly,none of them will ever haunt it again." The nobleman thanked him, madehim rich presents, and begged him to remain in his service, and he wouldprovide for him as long as he lived. "No," replied Brother Lustig, "Iam used to wandering about, I will travel farther." Then he went away,and entered into a smithy, laid the knapsack, which contained the ninedevils on the anvil, and asked the smith and his apprentices to strikeit. So they smote with their great hammers with all their strength,and the devils uttered howls which were quite pitiable. When he openedthe knapsack after this, eight of them were dead, but one which had beenlying in a fold of it, was still alive, slipped out, and went back againto hell. Thereupon Brother Lustig travelled a long time about the world,and those who know them can tell many a story about him, but at last hegrew old, and thought of his end, so he went to a hermit who was knownto be a pious man, and said to him, "I am tired of wandering about,and want now to behave in such a manner that I shall enter into thekingdom of Heaven." The hermit replied, "There are two roads, one isbroad and pleasant, and leads to hell, the other is narrow and rough,and leads to heaven." "I should be a fool," thought Brother Lustig,"if I were to take the narrow, rough road." So he set out and tookthe broad and pleasant road, and at length came to a great black door,which was the door of Hell. Brother Lustig knocked, and the door-keeperpeeped out to see who was there. But when he saw Brother Lustig, he wasterrified, for he was the very same ninth devil who had been shut up inthe knapsack, and had escaped from it with a black eye. So he pushed thebolt in again as quickly as he could, ran to the devil's lieutenant, andsaid, "There is a fellow outside with a knapsack, who wants to come in,but as you value your lives don't allow him to enter, or he will wish thewhole of hell into his knapsack. He once gave me a frightful hammeringwhen I was inside it." So they called out to Brother Lustig that he wasto go away again, for he should not get in there! "If they won't have mehere," thought he, "I will see if I can find a place for myself in heaven,for I must be somewhere." So he turned about and went onwards until hecame to the door of Heaven, where he knocked. St. Peter was sitting hardby as door-keeper. Brother Lustig recognised him at once, and thought,"Here I find an old friend, I shall get on better." But St. Peter said,"I really believe that thou wantest to come into Heaven." "Let me in,brother; I must get in somewhere; if they would have taken me intoHell, I should not have come here." "No," said St. Peter, "thou shaltnot enter." "Then if thou wilt not let me in, take thy knapsack back,for I will have nothing at all from thee." "Give it here, then," saidSt. Peter. Then Brother Lustig gave him the knapsack into Heaven throughthe bars, and St. Peter took it, and hung it beside his seat. Then saidBrother Lustig, "And now I wish myself inside my knapsack," and in asecond he was in it, and in Heaven, and St. Peter was forced to let himstay there.